This guy had a legitimate reason for driving up the stairs of our capitol building here in WI...

[Archae]

He was bombed off his ass! For the third time!

MADISON, Wis. (WMTV) - A man is in jail after reportedly driving his car up the exterior stairs of the Wisconsin State Capitol building and against traffic, according to the Madison Police Department.

MPD says it responded to the report around 12:11 a.m. Sunday morning. When officers arrived, they found that 44-year-old Willie Burks was intoxicated. Witnesses told police that Burks had driven up the steps and around the exterior landing platform of the Capitol building.

According to officers, Burks eventually parked his car, after driving against traffic, and was contacted by police.

Burks was arrested for third offence operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated.

https://www.wbay.com/2021/01/17/man-arrested-after-reportedly-driving-his-car-up-the-stairs-of-the-wisconsin-state-capitol-building/

[underpants]

1. He just wanted to get there early

[magicarpet]

2. He was looking for the escalator but could not locate it.

[pwb]

3. 3 strikes and your out.

He needs treatment.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

4. New universal Rethug defense: "My president told me to do it".

Let's see how far that gets him in court.......

[milestogo]

5. POWD

Plain Old Wisconsin Drunk.

[FakeNoose]

6. Don't give the Proud Boys any ideas

Just sayin'

[struggle4progress]

7. "Bumpy road. Take me home. To the place I belong."