Seriously, once the Trump administration is over...

[Initech]

Can we all agree that we never want to hear about a president' sex life for the rest of eternity? That was way too much information that I ever have ever had to know.

[Cirque du So-What]

1. I never wanted to know about the sex life of ANY president

so I considered it an affront to hear volumes about rump’s dalliances and sexual assaults. I don’t want to hear another word unless it involves his arrest and conviction.

[ret5hd]

2. Oh just wait...the morality prudes will suddenly spring...

back to life, fueled by a modesty seldom seen since the Spanish Inquisition (don’t do it! don’t post that video or I will unleash the rabbit of caerbannog on you!).

“It is being widely reported that President Biden’s mother once caught him masterbating when he was 15”

“In a scene as disturbing as Jimmy Carter’s ‘lusting’ confession, President Biden was seen watching a congresswoman’s backside as she walked away.”

Etc etc etc.

[Initech]

3. Oh I can't wait for the "won't somebody please think of the children" crowd to start ramping up.

[Mme. Defarge]

4. Speaking for myself, I would love to get a

hug from Joe Biden.