We Told Ted Cruz His Wife Was Ugly and Now He Does Whatever We Say
Noted dildo opponent and serial killer cosplay enthusiast, Ted Cruz, is a serious man known for his steely resolve and uncompromising politics. He’s built his brand on obstruction and he’ll never let the Washington establishment get one over on him. No sir! In all honesty, it’s probably the result of some personality disorder, but you can’t ask him to do anything. The guy is a rigid prick!
But see, it turns out there’s a trick to working with Ted. Actually, this trick is key to understanding the essence of Ted’s soul. Ehh, more the essence of his being. He doesn’t have a soul. Apparently, if you call his wife “ugly” he will spend the next four years doing whatever the fuck you say!
It’s terrible, we know. But it got us this Q & A session with the leader of the Sedition Caucus and who knows what it might get you!
The Hard Times: Excuse us, Senator Cruz? Can we ask you a few questions?
Ted Cruz: Absolutely not! I answer only to the American people and our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. You look like you played in Beto O’Rourke’s band, so you’re neither.
Hey, uh, your wife is ugly.
What would you like to talk about?
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I Kissed Trump's ass after he called my wife ugly.
