From a friend...If trump wants a military sendoff, why don't they shoot him out of a cannon?

[Freedomofspeech]

I guarantee a "splashy" ending.

[leftieNanner]

1. They don't have a cannon

with a big enough "caliber" (girth) that would fit him.

[Freedomofspeech]

2. True!

[ProfessorGAC]

7. How About A Trebuchet?

And they could use it 21 times!

[Jerry2144]

9. Maybe recommission

Maybe we should recommission the USS Missouri. 16 inch guns, means about a fifty inch circumference or belt size. Yeah, you’re right. We don’t have a big enough cannon to shoot him from. Perhaps we should build a trebuchet, instead?

[JHB]

10. They could go medieval on him...

...and build a trebuchet.

[Blue Owl]

3. His fat ass might cause the cannon to backfire

[SergeStorms]

4. They could just shoot him.

No cannon necessary.

[pandr32]

12. Yes! Well, there's that!

Works for me

[kristofarian]

5. Why That's

Brilliant. shoot him down to Mal-a-Ragso
don't forget to put out the Net! and when he needs to come back, or go Anywhere, being an Impeached EX-'prez,' he can just hop in his FL Man Canon and short-hop from Point A to Z and beyond (mind the powder, son!) in no time atall.

he'd look 'good' in a bullet-shaped* helmet:
he could even put a solid fool's gold 'T' on top.

Godspeed, mr. Twice-Impeached
[so far]... (& mind the Lightning!)

*see: Coneheads

[lpbk2713]

6. A ride in a Humvee to the Greyhound Station should suffice.

He's not worth any more than that.

[DesertRat]

8. I can picture it now

[Freedomofspeech]

11. Oh, that would be delicious!

[MyMission]

13. I like your friend

And how they think.

[Freedomofspeech]

15. She is a retired emergency room doctor.

She is brilliant and curses an awful lot!

[moonscape]

14. I said this here earlier today. Your friend

and I must have been separated at birth.

[Freedomofspeech]

17. Oh, no....I missed that sorry or I would not have posted this.

[AmyStrange]

16. Ok, that's the funniest thing I've read ALL day, and...

-

by the way, you owe me a cup of coffee and a new keyboard!

Heh heh heh... just kidding.
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[Freedomofspeech]

18. I thought it was hilarious!

[PirateRo]

19. I said that yesterday!

It’ll be memorable, too! You never forget the first time you’re fired out of a cannon.

Target Mexico. Let heroic Vincent’s Fox have him build a wall.

[keithbvadu2]

20. and because you have stuck to your principles, I'm going to canonize you.

and because you have stuck to your principles, I'm going to canonize you.

(about 1:25 on the timeline)