NEW - trump/White House statement for the incoming administration. You'll LOVE this!!

[Roland99]

Link to tweet

NOW: excerpts from Trump’s farewell speech. Still does not admit defeat. But welcomes in a new administration.

"We inaugurate a new Administration and pray for its success"

[Pobeka]

1. Look at this, I'm so reasonable, I could never incite an insurrection.

This is a post criminal behaviour attempt to whitewash his character.

[ProfessorGAC]

23. He Didn't Write This

A pro wrote this.
As long as there no concession, PINO signed off.

[Pobeka]

31. yep. Trump could never whitewash himself that well. nt

[Freedomofspeech]

2. My brain hurts from reading this.

[Roland99]

3. this is so much gaslighting we immediately became pre-industrial England

[Ferrets are Cool]

4. Excuse me while I go

[trueblue2007]

28. Excuse me while I go BARF

[Ferrets are Cool]

33. What does Space Balls have to do with this story?

[fearnobush]

5. I'll do a little whataboutism

What about the fucking war you started with your own country mother fucker!

[Roisin Ni Fiachra]

6. blahblahblah lock him up

[Doreen]

7. Donny must have not seen it himself yet.

No sharpie scribbles.

[Iliyah]

8. He tried to start a "civil war" . .

Over 400,000 covid-19 deaths, in a recession, and hatred and violence uptick, to name a few.

Plus again, shithole NEVER tells the truth, just read this cockamamie bullshit.

[FloridaBlues]

9. "The movement we started is just the beginning "

God I hope not the movement of sedition and treason is not what America wants.
This speech is filled with lies and misinformation. He going out as the worst President ever, may he be swallowed up in knowing that is his legacy.

[Raven123]

10. "Started no new wars" only because the insurrection failed.

[SoonerPride]

11. He's going to go wildly off script

I predict

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

12. The "I don't wanna go to jail" part

Good grief

[3catwoman3]

13. What a load of bush war.

If he does deliver that, it ill be in that flat monotone he always uses when he doesn’t agree with what has been written for him. The words will stick in his throat.

No way he wrote that. He wouldn’t even be able to THINK like that.

[Make7]

14. I'd be interested in reading a version he wrote himself.

Even though the election I won in a landslide was stolen from all my true Americans, we must hand over the government to our new illegitimate leaders so they can turn this country I love more than any leader has ever loved a country before into Venezuela quicker than anyone thought possible. Sad!

Go to my pillow dot com to support American freedom! Hillary is still not the President. That hurricane had a 90% chance of hitting Alabama very strongly.

God bress da Unihed Stashs.

[Progressive dog]

15. Trump will repudiate that speech

as soon as he has a chance.

[safeinOhio]

16. A dollar short and

a day late.

[UpInArms]

17. I just threw up in my mouth

[oasis]

18. You're through. Scram asshole.

[Cha]

19. I"m Not reading it.. just the thread..

that's enough for me.

[RussBLib]

20. garbage in, garbage out

lies lies lies lies lies lies

[gopiscrap]

21. you know trump didn't write that

[regnaD kciN]

22. That speech needs its own laugh track...

[yellowcanine]

24. The Nazis sound quite reasonable once they are on the way out.

[EarthFirst]

25. So that's the scripted version...

The $64,000 question is: will he stay on script?

[EndlessWire]

26. Who's he going to say this to?

I'm interested in Joe and Kamala. Trump blew four years of chances to actually BE a President. His place in history will be filled with an asterisk. Don't need to hear any more BS.

[gratuitous]

27. Trump has officially congratulated Putin more than Biden for winning their respective elections

This in spite of some poor staffer writing a note card for Needy Amin that said "DO NOT CONGRATULATE" for his phone call with Putin.

[ecstatic]

29. He ripped this country apart. Tonight, as we head into Inauguration day,

some of us are wondering if trump has successfully radicalized anyone else who is responsible for securing the Capitol tomorrow. Over 400,000 dead on his watch. Probably way more than that!

Fuck him! I never want to see or hear from him ever again.*

I'll pay a little attention to the impeachment/criminal trials, but that's it!

[nolabear]

30. That line is pure threat to tear the country apart.

That’s what the movement is, isn’t it? I’m special, superior, and you’re dirt?

I predict that movement stops moving as soon as it’s not fun any more.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

32. I think that's Trump-speak for "I'm about to launch my own cable TV channel"

with hidden meaning of "so we can bleed you of more of your hard-earned money".

KY