I was unable to hear Trump's farewell remarks.

[MineralMan]

I was in the shower and doing my morning ablutions. By the time I toweled off and left the bathroom, it was over. Oh, well...

[Harker]

1. You've heard it all before.

Inappropriate music... bleating about imaginary achievements... snorting.

[TigressDem]

2. Just remember, every time you flush in 2021 to say BUH BYE to Don in the bowl as he gets a swirly.nt

[consider_this]

3. Consider yourself blessed!

[underpants]

4. You shoulda just hit the pits and the bits

This is history dammit!

About 200 people total at Andrews.
False claims of achievements
Neither he nor Melania said God Bless America
He ended with (I’m not kidding) “Have a nice life”
Exited to “YMCA” being played.

[Cirque du So-What]

5. I too had much better things to do

than listen to the final bloviations of a failed politician. I’ll tune in when a judge says, ‘the defendant will now rise.’

[Turbineguy]

6. He talked about his movement.

Another one of those bathroom things.

[MineralMan]

7. Ah, OK. I thought as much.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Same for me. Just got here; had to make some coffee and put up my flag.

It's enough for me to know that he's gone.

[MineralMan]

10. Yeah, morning routines are far more important than any Trump farewell

remarks. Vastly more important.

[HipChick]

9. I was asleep...

but glad the media is not replaying it..