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Thu Jan 21, 2021, 10:24 PM

On my day of judgement I will have 3 questions for St Peter

1) who really killed JFK?
2) what really happened on 9-11?
3) what does Donald Trump have on Lindsey Graham?

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Reply On my day of judgement I will have 3 questions for St Peter (Original post)
Under The Radar Jan 2021 OP
OAITW r.2.0 Jan 2021 #1
Under The Radar Jan 2021 #4
mobeau69 Jan 2021 #2
ZZenith Jan 2021 #3
Under The Radar Jan 2021 #5
ZZenith Jan 2021 #7
Under The Radar Jan 2021 #9
hedda_foil Jan 2021 #13
ZZenith Jan 2021 #14
hedda_foil Jan 2021 #15
RainCaster Jan 2021 #6
Under The Radar Jan 2021 #8
RainCaster Jan 2021 #12
ret5hd Jan 2021 #10
Skittles Jan 2021 #11

Response to Under The Radar (Original post)

Thu Jan 21, 2021, 10:30 PM

1. 3 of Life's great mysteries

Does what does Putin have on Trump explain 3), though?



On edit: major sentence reconstruction done to aid in understanding what I was trying to say.

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Response to OAITW r.2.0 (Reply #1)

Thu Jan 21, 2021, 10:34 PM

4. Don't you think that St Peter would just tell me to ask Chris Steele?

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Response to Under The Radar (Original post)

Thu Jan 21, 2021, 10:33 PM

2. 1 and 2 would be a waste of two "questions" imo. nt

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Response to Under The Radar (Original post)

Thu Jan 21, 2021, 10:33 PM

3. My version of heaven is a giant virtual library where you can witness and or experience the entirety

of history - anywhere at anytime. St. Peter would open the library and just be like, “Knock yourself out.”

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Response to ZZenith (Reply #3)

Thu Jan 21, 2021, 10:35 PM

5. With a fast forward remote control?

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Response to Under The Radar (Reply #5)

Thu Jan 21, 2021, 10:38 PM

7. Absolutely.

Things get too messy you can hightail it out.

The water in which you’re floating in Hanalei Bay getting a little cold after sunset? Just fast-forward to the next afternoon and soak a little while longer.

Heaven.

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Response to ZZenith (Reply #7)

Thu Jan 21, 2021, 10:50 PM

9. I know of no one that wouldn't like that

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Response to ZZenith (Reply #3)

Thu Jan 21, 2021, 11:10 PM

13. Sounds suspiciously like the movie "Defending Your Life"

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Response to hedda_foil (Reply #13)

Fri Jan 22, 2021, 01:36 AM

14. Never seen it but it sounds like I should.

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Response to ZZenith (Reply #14)

Fri Jan 22, 2021, 11:28 AM

15. You should. It's wonderful!

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Response to Under The Radar (Original post)

Thu Jan 21, 2021, 10:37 PM

6. My questions are different

1) Why do German Shepherds have such short lives?
2) Why is the seed so big in an avocado?
3) How can I make that fly irresistible to a salmon?

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Response to Under The Radar (Reply #8)

Thu Jan 21, 2021, 10:54 PM

12. Thanks but...

$800 for a book by a fresh water fly guy isn't the same thing as asking the Ultimate Source of All Knowledge.

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Response to Under The Radar (Original post)

Thu Jan 21, 2021, 10:50 PM

10. Do these wings make my butt look big?

Where’s the smoking lounge?
Wait a seco...hey!!! This ain’t catholic heaven!!! This is Protestant heaven!!!

“I’m sorry, ret5hd...the bar is just through that door over there.”

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Response to Under The Radar (Original post)

Thu Jan 21, 2021, 10:51 PM

11. Trump has nothing on Graham

Pootie has something on the both of them.

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