On my day of judgement I will have 3 questions for St Peter

[Under The Radar]

1) who really killed JFK?
2) what really happened on 9-11?
3) what does Donald Trump have on Lindsey Graham?

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. 3 of Life's great mysteries

Does what does Putin have on Trump explain 3), though?



On edit: major sentence reconstruction done to aid in understanding what I was trying to say.

[Under The Radar]

4. Don't you think that St Peter would just tell me to ask Chris Steele?

[mobeau69]

2. 1 and 2 would be a waste of two "questions" imo. nt

[ZZenith]

3. My version of heaven is a giant virtual library where you can witness and or experience the entirety

of history - anywhere at anytime. St. Peter would open the library and just be like, “Knock yourself out.”

[Under The Radar]

5. With a fast forward remote control?

[ZZenith]

7. Absolutely.

Things get too messy you can hightail it out.

The water in which you’re floating in Hanalei Bay getting a little cold after sunset? Just fast-forward to the next afternoon and soak a little while longer.

Heaven.

[Under The Radar]

9. I know of no one that wouldn't like that

[hedda_foil]

13. Sounds suspiciously like the movie "Defending Your Life"

[ZZenith]

14. Never seen it but it sounds like I should.

[hedda_foil]

15. You should. It's wonderful!

[RainCaster]

6. My questions are different

1) Why do German Shepherds have such short lives?
2) Why is the seed so big in an avocado?
3) How can I make that fly irresistible to a salmon?

[Under The Radar]

8. For your #3 question

https://www.amazon.com/Fishin-What-They-See-Statler/dp/B000JT0EXA

[RainCaster]

12. Thanks but...

$800 for a book by a fresh water fly guy isn't the same thing as asking the Ultimate Source of All Knowledge.

[ret5hd]

10. Do these wings make my butt look big?

Where’s the smoking lounge?
Wait a seco...hey!!! This ain’t catholic heaven!!! This is Protestant heaven!!!

“I’m sorry, ret5hd...the bar is just through that door over there.”

[Skittles]

11. Trump has nothing on Graham

Pootie has something on the both of them.