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Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:35 PM

I will never forgive you people here on DU.

You allowed me to believe I had a realistic shot at getting a date with Jennifer Lawrence. For years.

How could you?!

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Reply I will never forgive you people here on DU. (Original post)
ZZenith Feb 2021 OP
redstatebluegirl Feb 2021 #1
ornotna Feb 2021 #2
Lucinda Feb 2021 #3
ZZenith Feb 2021 #6
Solly Mack Feb 2021 #4
overleft Feb 2021 #7
Solly Mack Feb 2021 #8
ZZenith Feb 2021 #10
Solly Mack Feb 2021 #11
blm Feb 2021 #19
Solly Mack Feb 2021 #28
Squinch Feb 2021 #5
mr_lebowski Feb 2021 #9
ZZenith Feb 2021 #12
mr_lebowski Feb 2021 #14
Under The Radar Feb 2021 #13
KY_EnviroGuy Feb 2021 #15
blm Feb 2021 #20
genxlib Feb 2021 #16
LakeArenal Feb 2021 #17
cwydro Feb 2021 #26
ZZenith Feb 2021 #21
niyad Feb 2021 #18
ZZenith Feb 2021 #22
PirateRo Feb 2021 #23
ZZenith Feb 2021 #24
PirateRo Feb 2021 #25
ZZenith Feb 2021 #27

Response to ZZenith (Original post)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:37 PM

1. And made me believe I won Publishers Clearinghouse.

Still waiting for the balloons at my door!

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Response to ZZenith (Original post)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:38 PM

2. It was fun while it lasted

You should have seen the look on your face.

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Response to ZZenith (Original post)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:39 PM

3. Did you ever ask her?

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Response to Lucinda (Reply #3)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:41 PM

6. She's oddly silent with her response.

You, I forgive, Lucinda.

I can see that you care.

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Response to ZZenith (Original post)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:39 PM

4. Don't give up. Trust the plan. It's 5th dimensional wooing.

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Response to Solly Mack (Reply #4)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:42 PM

7. You said that I would win the Powerball Lottery,

without buying a ticket.

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Response to overleft (Reply #7)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:43 PM

8. Don't give up. Trust the plan. It's 5th dimensional economics.

Works for everything!

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Response to Solly Mack (Reply #4)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:44 PM

10. Thank you!

My renewed faith will see me through the next part of the journey.

I expect to hear back from her on March 4th.

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Response to ZZenith (Reply #10)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:45 PM

11. Just got to keep on believing.

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Response to Solly Mack (Reply #4)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 07:26 PM

19. Lolololol

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Response to blm (Reply #19)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 08:16 PM

28. Shshshsh. I'm going to turn this into a paying job.

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Response to ZZenith (Original post)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:40 PM

5. Go to a diner in the midwest and we'll interview you about your feelings.

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Response to ZZenith (Original post)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:44 PM

9. Shoot me a pic dude ... I'll ask her, she's right here fanning and feeding me chilled, peeled grapes

It's unseasonable warm here in AZ ...

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #9)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:46 PM

12. You've given me hope!

Her standards are clearly lower than Id been allowed to believe!



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Response to ZZenith (Reply #12)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:49 PM

14. Oh, you have no idea ...

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Response to ZZenith (Original post)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:47 PM

13. Q works in mysterious ways

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Response to ZZenith (Original post)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:49 PM

15. That's what you get for listening to the DU door buzzards.

Took me a long time to learn they speak in parables.......

KY......... ..........

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Response to KY_EnviroGuy (Reply #15)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 07:26 PM

20. Heheh

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Response to ZZenith (Original post)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 06:50 PM

16. I will never understand the fascination with JLaw

I mean she is "check-her-out-on-the-street" attractive.

But she wouldn't make my top 100 if we were really talking about world-class beauties.

Just my opinion so don't kill me for it.

Sorry for your disillusionment.

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Response to genxlib (Reply #16)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 07:02 PM

17. I guess I subscribe to, nothing good to say? Say nothing.

This was a feel good thread.

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Response to LakeArenal (Reply #17)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 08:00 PM

26. I thought your OP was funny!

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Response to genxlib (Reply #16)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 07:53 PM

21. You must be part of the deep state.

No other explanation for it.

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Response to ZZenith (Original post)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 07:17 PM

18. Thank you, everyone, for the smiles!

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Response to niyad (Reply #18)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 07:54 PM

22. Thank you for smiling!

You are forgiven.

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Response to ZZenith (Original post)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 07:57 PM

23. Wait a second...

They told me Jeri Ryan!

Are you saying its not true?

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Response to PirateRo (Reply #23)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 07:58 PM

24. You are no longer allowed to believe it.

Sorry it took so long.

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Response to ZZenith (Reply #24)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 08:00 PM

25. ...but I've been working out this whole time!

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Response to PirateRo (Reply #25)

Thu Feb 4, 2021, 08:04 PM

27. Well then, no harm done.

Better to be a healthy, lonely pirate than an unhealthy one.

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