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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(108,136 posts)
Fri Feb 5, 2021, 10:18 PM Feb 2021

The Biggest Changes to the White House Under President Joe Biden

Marine posted outside Oval Office no longer required to clutch Ivanka Trump-brand handbag.

Carnivorous flowers uprooted from White House Rose Garden.

All American flags on premises provided with round-the-clock access to trauma counsellor.

No more twenty-dollar-per-night Wi-Fi charge for guests.

Security doorbell camera now aimed outside the house.

Grab ’Em by the Pussy Wing renamed.

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https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/the-biggest-changes-to-the-white-house-under-president-joe-biden

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