The kind of defense a client gets when the check hasn't cleared!

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

Trump is getting the type of representation that occurs when the key witness, "Mr. Green", hasn't shown up. Not that he had much of a defense in the first place.

[samnsara]

1. at least he hasnt called us antifa loving libs...

[redstatebluegirl]

2. Excellent! So very true, you get what you pay for Donnie Diaper!

[handmade34]

3. And

He doesn’t deserve a check after this performance

[Arkansas Granny]

4. Defense?? Is that what this is supposed to be?

[Laxman]

5. Reminds Me Of Being A Young Prosecutor.....

an old time defense lawyer came in to the Monday morning trial call and asked if I would consent to an adjournment. I told him it was ok. When the judge asked why, he said a key witness was missing. The judge asked which witness, he said Mr. Green was unavailable. The judge smiled and granted the adjournment without hesitating. I asked the other lawyer who's Mr. Green, he's not on the witness list....he explained the importance of getting paid up front in criminal cases to me. I think you're right about Mr. Green here. Trump had to go halfway through the Yellow Pages (now there's a dated reference) before finding someone to take the case on the cheap.