Brianna Keillar just said Cruz just "did the full Gilligan"---insisting it was just a

[Atticus]

"three hour tour!"

[50 Shades Of Blue]

1. OMG BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[malaise]

2. More twists than Chubby Checker

[Bradshaw3]

3. An epic takedown by Brianna

Must watch when it comes up on video. It may be her best ever; certainly the most humorous. Even she was cracking up at his doofishness.

[Cirque du So-What]

4. Never go full Gilligan

[underpants]

7. LOL

[Mike Nelson]

5. I saw that...

... Brianna does it again!

[winstars]

6. I actually rubbed my hands together before she started: "This should be great"

AND IT WAS!!!!!!

[BobTheSubgenius]

8. Nice analogy, but Gilligan was a sweet-natured boob.

Willy Gilligan lack even a trace of the nasty disposition and feral cunning of Cruz.

[StClone]

9. We would give Gilligan a Mulligan for any misadventure

But Cruz deserve a gillooly ( https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gillooly ).

[Mr. Evil]

10. Thahef;laidufloahafuck;alsejrifhuapojhfhfhijorhfghgfpah.

That makes more sense than anything Ted Cruz says.

[TimeToGo]

11. This guy Cruz . . . he ain't no Gilligan.

Gilligan didn't lie about it -- it really was planned to be a three-hour tour. Ok, he and Cruz have about the same level of competence, but