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Mon Mar 15, 2021, 03:27 PM

Isn't it nice not to have Marine 1, lawnmowers, dumpster pick up going off in the background

while PBJ & VPKH speaks? * started that the day he was inaugurated as an excuse as to why he could not hear questions from press.

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Response to Hestia (Original post)

Mon Mar 15, 2021, 04:00 PM

1. Peanut Butter and Jelly is going to speak?

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Response to rsdsharp (Reply #1)

Mon Mar 15, 2021, 04:10 PM

2. I think JRB talked while eating PBJ to help practice elocution.

Myself, I use Bratwurst and beer to help with elocution. Not only does it help the speech, but the beer makes me better looking.

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Response to JustABozoOnThisBus (Reply #2)

Mon Mar 15, 2021, 04:30 PM

3. Not that it's necessarily a drawback, but does your elocution

suffer diminishing returns the more you practice?

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Response to rsdsharp (Reply #3)

Mon Mar 15, 2021, 06:02 PM

5. The more I practice, the more I drink, so yeah, it's a self-limiting strategy. nt

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Response to JustABozoOnThisBus (Reply #5)

Mon Mar 15, 2021, 06:05 PM

6. So the brats don't counter the beer? Isn't that a waste of time and space then?

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Response to rsdsharp (Reply #6)

Mon Mar 15, 2021, 06:09 PM

7. The Brats help moderate the cadence. Otherwise I just talk faster and faster, ...

So, stop, bite into a brat, try to chew and contemplate my next hairbrained idea at the same time. Sometimes, I have time enough to discard an idea before uttering it. That's generally a win-win.

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Response to JustABozoOnThisBus (Reply #7)

Mon Mar 15, 2021, 06:12 PM

8. As Ben Franklin said: "Moderation in all things. Including moderation."

Well. . . that could have been me. But itís still good advice!

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Response to rsdsharp (Reply #8)

Mon Mar 15, 2021, 06:19 PM

9. I don't think Ben was as moderate as he hoped his image projected.

I bet he downed more than his share of brats and beer.

Or pate de foie gras and wine.



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Response to JustABozoOnThisBus (Reply #9)

Mon Mar 15, 2021, 06:40 PM

11. The only character from the "founders" I wish I could meet -- Ben Franklin.


He'd be able to answer any questions I have, and we could tip o' few in the process.

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Response to Progressive Jones (Reply #11)

Tue Mar 16, 2021, 05:55 AM

13. Not Jefferson as well? Definitely Hamilton too. Those 3 would be my top picks. I would tell

Hamilton to stay the hell away from Burr and duels, lol, and Jefferson to stop with the slavery shitbaggery (same goes for many back then).

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Response to Celerity (Reply #13)

Tue Mar 16, 2021, 04:15 PM

14. Well, I guess they'd all have some questions

for me as well, being a time traveler from the future. So, yeah, those guys can hang with me and Benny.

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Response to Hestia (Original post)

Mon Mar 15, 2021, 04:32 PM

4. PBJ?

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Response to Hestia (Original post)

Mon Mar 15, 2021, 06:30 PM

10. President Biden, Joe?

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Response to 11 Bravo (Reply #10)

Tue Mar 16, 2021, 05:26 AM

12. I'm guessing we can use his initials, JRB

We no longer have to use the letter "P" to hide the dreaded middle initial of "H" for "Hussein", which we dared not utter, because, well, because it was his middle name. Somehow, the "H" bothered people. Oh, well.

Can we now use "BHO"? Or does it have to be "XBO" (I hope not)?

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