Republicans Returning Stimulus Checks in Shocking Numbers/ We're no hypocrite says Congressman ...

[marble falls]

A headline that will never happen.

[Iliyah]

1. They were told to give monies to shithole and the NRA . . .

[apnu]

10. I wonder, did they obey that command?

[Tomconroy]

2. Funny.

Had me believing for a moment there.

[keithbvadu2]

3. Shocking!

[PatSeg]

4. Oh, those are perfect!

[ancianita]

5. As Madame Speaker said: They love to say no but they'll still take the dough.

[not fooled]

13. Hahahahahahahahaha

that GIF brings back good memories.

[jonstl08]

6. Had me there

Had me there for a minute because all the GOP members of my family are not sending their checks back even after they complain about "evil democrats" giving money away.

Hypocrites all of them.

[DENVERPOPS]

11. Frankly, I am startled

that the Repubs and Trump aren't campaigning non stop to their 70 million voters, to just endorse the funds over to them........

you know, to show those leftist, liberal, commie, fascist, bastards that you don't support Socialism......

[Leith]

7. I was sure that the byline would say

Borowitz.

You're very good at satire. This one needs to go viral.

[ShazzieB]

8. I came in here thinking I was going to see an Onion article.

This is even better.

[dchill]

9. I KNEW where you were going with that.

[BobTheSubgenius]

12. And there I was...

...all ready to be gobsmacked. Nice job.

[hay rick]

14. Clickbait headline!

You got me, LOL.

[Treefrog]

15. Well to be fair, I didn't return the first one either.

I doubt any of us did.

[Elessar Zappa]

16. Not the same.

Democrats supported the first bill. It was bipartisan. All Repubs voted against the latest rescue plan.

[Treefrog]

17. Good point.