My solution to this problem...

[albacore]

"Hello... 911?? Hurry..there's a big black man with one of those assault rifles at the coffee shop. He looks angry and threatening. Please hurry!"

[RKP5637]

1. Slings his dick over his shoulder! n/t

[marble falls]

2. It's the RW's answer to emotional support dogs.

[underpants]

4. I'm stealing that

[Midnight Writer]

3. I probably shouldn't post this, but...

I reckon I could walk up with my concealed carry pistol and take out a half dozen of these assault rifle toting cretins before they could unsling their unwieldy rifles and get a shot off.

These weapons would be good in a zombie apocalypse, but not much use for a situation someone may actually encounter.

[albacore]

6. Seen this one...?

I believe those are expensive handguns.
I grew up in Detroit in the 1950's...tough neighborhood.
(How tough was it?..Instead of playing "Spin the bottle"...we played "Spin the cop.&quot
This poor asshole would be found naked sticking up out of a trash can. Guns in the wind...

[Midnight Writer]

10. I hope they get his order right.

Again, he not only makes himself a high value target in any altercation, he doesn't look like he could fire any of those weapons in a hurry. Plus, he's more likely to blow his own ass up than any assailant.

[marble falls]

13. The look on the baristo's face is pretty good.

[TreasonousBastard]

15. Good God! Is that a bazooka? Or the the latest LAW looking for a tank to blow up?

These people are hopeless.

[albacore]

7. Or this guy...

You folks who know how much those handguns cost could probably guess how much all that rigging is worth.
A little tap on the head from behind with a baseball hat, and the guns are gone.

[marble falls]

9. Testosterone replacement therapy would be so much cheaper and effective.

[Midnight Writer]

12. At least he's wearing a mask. He apparently has enough sense to know you can't shoot a virus.

I'm assuming the band on his hat says "Retired", but from this angle it looks like it says something else.

[Midnight Writer]

14. Makes me think of the 21 foot rule.

You could be 21 feet away from this guy with a simple knife or club, and be on him before he could clear his holster.

[TreasonousBastard]

16. Why three guns when he's only got two hands? And what kind of fire fight does he expect...

with all that ammo?


retired all right-- hasn't had wood in years.

[marble falls]

8. Theoretically, of course, I think your supposition is on the money.

[Diamond_Dog]

5. Grandstanding asshole.

[Yavin4]

11. I think that I have the answer to the gun crisis.

Free penis enlargement surgery in return for you giving up all of your guns.