If They Try To Cancel Christianity ...

[ItsjustMe]

[patricia92243]

1. The answer is funny - that anyone actually believes this is scary.

[Ocelot II]

2. And Stormy suggests that wasn't much time...

[rurallib]

16. a wink and a blink I think

[Blue Owl]

3. Fundamentalist/Evangelical Christianity is cancelling itself...

Any doubts, just look at Jerry Falwell Jr...

[Girard442]

4. Yup. It's as if Hasbro released a Potatohead with major Nazi regalia.

Kinda a whole different toy than the original, even if it's still a dude.

[-misanthroptimist]

5. Precisely!

[DFW]

6. They did cancel Christianity. Know what else they did? I'll tell you.

They ordered the oceans cleared up of salinity within a year.
They made all cars run on used dishwater, and can go 350 mph.
They made spaceships that shuttle between earth and the moon on Saturday

Who is “they?”

“They” are known under another name on Fox “News.” The name “they” go by on Fox is the formal name of “some people.”

[markie]

7. "If They Try To Cancel Christianity"

are these people real?

[LakeArenal]

8. No one is asking you to, perrita.

I might ask YOU to accept me a non-believer.

[Music Man]

9. What a zinger :)

Christian persecution complexes kill me. These folks who watch "God's Not Dead," and think it's in any way a reflection of the real world.

[Shermann]

12. Churches get to 1) stay open during a pandemic, and 2) not report any taxable income

I'd probably start a business if I could ensure I'd be "persecuted" like that.

[hunter]

10. All Christianity of the hateful anti-intellectual sort should be canceled.

If the god you worship is a capricious asshole it's likely you are an asshole as well.

Thankfully the number of people worshiping the asshole gods is decreasing.

https://www.pewforum.org/2019/10/17/in-u-s-decline-of-christianity-continues-at-rapid-pace/

If your god is not a capricious asshole promoting ignorance, misogyny, abuse of LGBTQ people, etc., and he's not buying you a Cadillac because he thinks you are something special, then carry on, I'm not talking about you.

[wryter2000]

25. This Christian says amen to that.

Joe Biden's policies reflect real Christian values.

[hunter]

27. I think so too.

Biden is trying to make the world a better place for everyone, not just a "chosen" few.

[lindysalsagal]

11. This has GOT to be a meme.

[Permanut]

13. Spoken like a true cult member..

The mysterious "They" is going to do stuff to us real Christians.

[Solly Mack]

14. Such courage in the face of no such adversity. Snort.

If they come for my bag of flour, I shall not falter! My bag, my flour, my fight! On flour the fluffy biscuit I eat.

[bahboo]

15. spot on and hilarious reply...

[Ferrets are Cool]

17. My first reaction was to laugh uncontrollably...

my second thought was concerning "no Christian bones in her body", but then it went downhill from there, so I stopped.

[mgardener]

18. My Rep. Elise Stefanik R N Y 21

Just wished us all a Happy Good Friday on Twitter.

[wnylib]

19. Perfect response to a ridiculously

faux show of "courage."

[jaxexpat]

20. Enough of the mockery.

Are none of you going to admit it? Must I be the first? Oh, well, okay then.

I hereby declare..... Christianity .....drum roll already.........cancelled, until it can learn to be nice and play well with others.

[Leith]

21. Her deity doesn't like liars

He does, however, approve of slavery, genocide, and potions to induce miscarriages.

[DanieRains]

22. Apologize For What Sins? Voting For T****?

I don't think that will ever be forgiven.

Just sayyin....

[DanieRains]

23. Jenna How Old Is The Earth?

4 billion year, or 6,000 years?

This is a test.

[Mr. Ected]

24. Na....we just want to cancel your tax exemptions

Since you seem to preach the Gospel of the Republican Party in church more than the word of Jesus Christ.

[roamer65]

26. All fun and GameStop them until we get the Antichrist.

C’mon, Satan...you’re late!

...well...not entirely.

[Atticus]

28. Jenna, in this Christian's opinion, if Jesus was here He'd kick your ass. nt

[ancianita]

29. Jesus and Republicans got nothin' in common.