"She was actually paying me!" . . . Please come CAPTION Matt Gaetz!!!!

Matt Gaetz: "She told me she had saved up her baby-sitting money to have the honor of dining with a United States Congressman, so she paid for everything. . . . And if the prosecutor doesn't buy that, I'd like him or her to know that I have got copies of e-mails and messages from several so-called 'bigger fish.' . . . Everything's going to be fine."

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9 replies	Author	Time	Post
"She was actually paying me!" . . . Please come CAPTION Matt Gaetz!!!! (Original post)	skip fox	Apr 2021	OP
"Ew, you're 18? Back off, grandma."	soothsayer	Apr 2021	#1
Put a plaid jacket on him	underpants	Apr 2021	#2
I have faith in the American legal system that will see that justice is done	Johonny	Apr 2021	#3
You have to be this tall or lower to ride Matt Gaetz!	OhZone	Apr 2021	#4
"I'm just here at the high school to pick up my 'niece' ..."	jcgoldie	Apr 2021	#5
M.G. continues:	skip fox	Apr 2021	#6
OMFG. "I can't believe I got caught."	58Sunliner	Apr 2021	#7
M.G. clarifies:	skip fox	Apr 2021	#8
Can't a guy grab a pizza at the Comet Ping Pong and just be left alone?	Mr. Ected	Apr 2021	#9

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 9, 2021, 10:56 AM

soothsayer (38,601 posts)

1. "Ew, you're 18? Back off, grandma."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 9, 2021, 11:11 AM

underpants (174,527 posts)

2. Put a plaid jacket on him

And he’s selling used tires and cars in a gravel lot.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 9, 2021, 11:35 AM

Johonny (18,085 posts)

3. I have faith in the American legal system that will see that justice is done

for no matter how guilty of my crimes I am, I am also very rich and extremely white so I'm sure to get fair equal treatment under the law followed by a very stern warning. After my reelection to my current post and the eventual praise of my GOP members, I plan to bilk my constituents out of money and sleep with more of their daughters to show I'm a changed man. Praise Jesus.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 9, 2021, 11:47 AM

OhZone (3,198 posts)