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Fri Apr 9, 2021, 10:47 AM

"She was actually paying me!" . . . Please come CAPTION Matt Gaetz!!!!



Matt Gaetz: "She told me she had saved up her baby-sitting money to have the honor of dining with a United States Congressman, so she paid for everything. . . . And if the prosecutor doesn't buy that, I'd like him or her to know that I have got copies of e-mails and messages from several so-called 'bigger fish.' . . . Everything's going to be fine."

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Reply "She was actually paying me!" . . . Please come CAPTION Matt Gaetz!!!! (Original post)
skip fox Apr 2021 OP
soothsayer Apr 2021 #1
underpants Apr 2021 #2
Johonny Apr 2021 #3
OhZone Apr 2021 #4
jcgoldie Apr 2021 #5
skip fox Apr 2021 #6
58Sunliner Apr 2021 #7
skip fox Apr 2021 #8
Mr. Ected Apr 2021 #9

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 9, 2021, 10:56 AM

1. "Ew, you're 18? Back off, grandma."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 9, 2021, 11:11 AM

2. Put a plaid jacket on him

And hes selling used tires and cars in a gravel lot.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 9, 2021, 11:35 AM

3. I have faith in the American legal system that will see that justice is done

for no matter how guilty of my crimes I am, I am also very rich and extremely white so I'm sure to get fair equal treatment under the law followed by a very stern warning. After my reelection to my current post and the eventual praise of my GOP members, I plan to bilk my constituents out of money and sleep with more of their daughters to show I'm a changed man. Praise Jesus.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 9, 2021, 11:47 AM

4. You have to be this tall or lower to ride Matt Gaetz!

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 9, 2021, 11:53 AM

5. "I'm just here at the high school to pick up my 'niece' ..."

"...We have dinner reservations with Tucker Carlson and his 'wife' at the Chucky Cheese!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 9, 2021, 12:09 PM

6. M.G. continues:

"My 'undisclosed location' is a back tale at the Newark, New Jersey, Hooters."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 9, 2021, 12:15 PM

7. OMFG. "I can't believe I got caught."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Apr 10, 2021, 09:08 AM

8. M.G. clarifies:

"Are you kidding? . . . I simply don't do legislation."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Apr 10, 2021, 09:49 AM

9. Can't a guy grab a pizza at the Comet Ping Pong and just be left alone?

I'm reviewing my 'philes, if you catch my drift.

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