Boy Calls Child Protective Services After Catching Parents Watching Tucker Carlson

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Boy Calls Child Protective Services After Catching Parents Watching Tucker Carlson
By James Schlarmann
April 27, 2021


SMITHVILLE, GEORGIA — Two parents are in custody, and authorities in their small Georgia berg aren’t sure exactly what the next stop in the process will be, according to several sources close to the situation. At approximately 8:30pm last night, police responded to a call placed by Child Protective Services, asking them to investigate a report sent to them by a child, whose name is being withheld as he is a minor.

“We took the call from CPS last evening, and two of our officers were sent to look into the report,” Deputy Sgt. Miguel Montoya told reporters this morning. “When they arrived, they found a young boy, who told them he had been the one to report his parents. Apparently, he caught them watching Tucker Carlson’s show, and turned them in.”

Apparently, the boy was afraid that if his parents watched Carlson’s Fox News program, they’d “end up angry, rabid racists” and might participate in a failed coup attempt, or embarrass him in public by shouting at people for wearing masks to help stop the spread of COVID-19.

“I don’t want to live in a house with white supremacist morons who don’t understand something simple like wearing a mask to protect others,” the boy was quoted as telling officers when they arrived on the scene. “So whether you take me out of here, or you take them somewhere, I don’t care. I just worry about their overall mental health if they keep watching Tucker’s nightly klan rallies.”

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1. This is satire I figured it had to be

but such is the life we are in that I had to check.

[Goonch]

2. Carlson at the Buckley School in 1975

[Baitball Blogger]

3. If only.

[Goonch]

4. PARIS HILTON, BUCKLEY SCHOOL YEARBOOK

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5. The difference is

Hilton isn't total garbage and has recently worked to shut down teen "boot camp" style schools. She's spoken out on her personal experiences and they are heartbreaking.

She also doesn't use her platform to peddle wild conspiracy theories.

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7. those things (camps)

are sickening examples of routine child abuse, legal protections, and human rights violations. Welcome to America, where institutionalization and abuse at the hands of private contractors becomes a ready substitute for parenting. Hilton deserves credit for offering exposure and personal testimony.

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6. I love good satire