Has anybody seen Melania

[edhopper]

since the last guy left Washington?
Does Mar a Lago have a basement?

[PCIntern]

1. Check Tiffany's Break Room

[MerryHolidays]

2. I'll knock this one right out of the park....

?quality=80&strip=all

[CurtEastPoint]

3. HA! PERFECT!

[UTUSN]

4. Hear, hear!

[Hortensis]

5. This. She misses us as much as we miss her. Less even given that

she certainly isn't posting about the great unwashed who foolishly imagined she was supposed to care about them.

Good riddance goes both ways in our house.

[Johnny2X2X]

20. I still can't believe she wore that while visiting suffering children

Did anyone ever think we'd have a First Lady who was that cruel and mean to mock children who were suffering?

She was every bit as petty and evil as her husband.

[edhopper]

26. You win the thread.

[MerryHolidays]

33. Thank you for saying that I "BE BEST"!

[joetheman]

42. Beat me to it!

[C_U_L8R]

6. Check out the pool boy's cabana

[dalton99a]

10. +1

[Elwood P Dowd]

12. The Falwell's loss is Melanoma's gain.

More exciting republican family values.

[fescuerescue]

7. Does anybody really want to?

[rickford66]

8. Isn't it great !

[HighFired49]

9. Who?

nt

[kentuck]

11. She is reporting back to Putin...

She is very tired of being Donald's "handler".

[GoCubsGo]

13. Nope. I don't know where her lover, Hank, lives.

Odds are she's with him.

[Tree-Hugger]

14. To quote Melania

"Who gives a shit....?"

[Vinca]

15. Where's the pool boy?

[we can do it]

16. I really don't care do you?

[Paladin]

17. Haven't even thought of her, I'm pleased to say. (nt)

[NanceGreggs]

18. She's been busy ...

... getting tanned and toned, now that Bill Gates will soon be back on the market.

[Fullduplexxx]

19. She back to flying out at night to drink the blood of some poor unsuspecting soul

[llashram]

27. ha ha ha

true

[Demovictory9]

21. she was filmed yesterday

[Yavin4]

22. I hear that her personal masseur has developed carpal tunnel syndrome from too much work.

The guy puts in a lot of over time. Sometimes he works all night.

[Another Jackalope]

37. That should be "carnal tunnel syndrome", shouldn't it? nt

[FakeNoose]

23. As soon as Barron's classes are done, they'll probably leave the country

It will be easier to hide out and avoid the press in Europe. Probably in her old stomping grounds, Slovenia or nearby. Her money last longer while she sponges off her family and friends.

[kskiska]

24. Saw a photo this morning.

She and Barron were seeing the orange one off to New Jersey.

[Treefrog]

25. Who gives a shit?

What is this obsession with those crooks?

[blueinredohio]

28. She's right there grifting with the gang.

She's not going anywhere, she's as bad as Trump himself.

[LenaBaby61]

29. She's not going anywhere, she's as bad as Trump himself.

I said the same thing about her being just as bad as tRump in this forum early on as the Third Lady, and was almost drummed off of here

I guess it's now officially 'okay' to say whatever comes to mind about that hideous, gold-digging, fake, lying fill in the blank _______________________.

[malaise]

30. I don't care do you! It will BE BEST

if she stays out of sight -

[MerryHolidays]

34. "Be best"....whatta' maroon!

[LakeArenal]

31. We wondered about her today.

But we really only interested if she’s doing something horrible.

[Blue Owl]

32. Freezing some hockey rinks up in northern Canada

just by staring at them

[beaglelover]

35. Yes, there's a ton of pictures online today of her at the MD brunch at Maralago yesterday.

She wore polka dots. It was a big deal apparently, LOL!

[Wounded Bear]

36. She's been recalled for refurbishment to upgraded model...

[Raine]

38. Why would I want to. 🤔 nt

[Totally Tunsie]

39. Here she is yesterday at brunch with the orange one

before seeing him off to New Jersey. Did she have her kidneys adjusted or do you think it's the camera angle?

[Sugarcoated]

41. She got bigger implants

looks like

[Crunchy Frog]

40. She's probably off doing the pool boy, while her husband hangs out in his pretend Oval Office.

They can still maintain the pretence of being married, while never actually encountering each other.