Remaking the world, fiction by fiction. Please come CAPTION Mitt (Witless) Romney!!!!

[skip fox]

Mitt ("Money is my game&quot Romney is saying: "And on day one of my presidency, I'll reform immigration, give the green light to the XL Pipeline, repeal Obamacare, stop Iran from acquiring a nuclear weapon, wipe out terrorism, solve the debt crisis, and restore America's image as a world leader! Then on day two, I'll . . ."

[skip fox]

1. "And on the second day in office

I'll declare Big Bird a national enemy."

[Terra Alta]

2. "You're fired!"

"Oh, how I love firing people!"

[ROBROX]

3. WHAT A ONE DAY WONDER

Those that do not have the cognizance to realize this is totally impossible and may be untrue will never know the truth with a capital "T." The age of 1984 is alive with the GOP. War is Peace and Bad is Good is the new GOP practice with their sheep.

[skip fox]

4. "On day three, I'm coontemplating a cure for cancer."

[OldDem2012]

5. Okay, okay...now watch my nose! Ha ha ha ha.

[HopeHoops]

6. "I pointed at the thingie on the ATM and it did something. People use those things?"

[porphyrian]

7. "...and THAT is how you braise a baby...CALF! A calf! Heh, heh, I don't eat babies, of course..."

[lob1]

8. Day one I'll lower my taxes, day two I'll raise yours.