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Tue Jun 8, 2021, 10:56 AM

Little man getting out of hand? . . . Please come CAPTION Trump's Trousers!!!



Trump's trousers are saying: "Now listen to the son-of-a-bitch lie! . . . I'll bet he'll say the Secret Service made him install a sprinkler system in our crotch in case an assassin tries to set us on fire. . . . At least that's what he was practicing this morning while pulling us over his Depends. . . . If only we could talk!"

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Reply Little man getting out of hand? . . . Please come CAPTION Trump's Trousers!!! (Original post)
skip fox Jun 2021 OP
bottomofthehill Jun 2021 #1
Ocelot II Jun 2021 #2
Treefrog Jun 2021 #6
USALiberal Jun 2021 #10
Wicked Blue Jun 2021 #12
rurallib Jun 2021 #3
RKP5637 Jun 2021 #4
Blue Owl Jun 2021 #5
underpants Jun 2021 #7
Kid Berwyn Jun 2021 #8
underpants Jun 2021 #9
rsdsharp Jun 2021 #15
Chainfire Jun 2021 #11
jpak Jun 2021 #13
Beastly Boy Jun 2021 #14
Midnight Writer Jun 2021 #16

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 8, 2021, 10:58 AM

1. At least I am not Chris Christy's pants

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 8, 2021, 11:00 AM

2. How many threads on this topic so far?

It's four or five, at least. The guy is a hot mess but do we really need to see any more of this?

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Response to Ocelot II (Reply #2)

Tue Jun 8, 2021, 11:06 AM

6. It speaks volumes, doesn't it?

 

Smh.

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Response to Ocelot II (Reply #2)

Tue Jun 8, 2021, 11:19 AM

10. One was too many, really silly issue! Nt

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Response to Ocelot II (Reply #2)

Tue Jun 8, 2021, 11:40 AM

12. Some people are panting to hear the details

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 8, 2021, 11:00 AM

3. that was a pisser of a speech!

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 8, 2021, 11:01 AM

4. I need a "stretch" tie wide to cover it! n/t

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Response to RKP5637 (Reply #4)

Tue Jun 8, 2021, 11:04 AM

5. Yeah that's the solution -- an even longer tie!

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 8, 2021, 11:14 AM

7. Although aides were able to kill the "Hammer Time" number...

There was no other wardrobe available

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 8, 2021, 11:15 AM

8. "Wrinkle Ass is a thing."

Sex in the City talked about the older manís.

Said nothing about wearing pants backwards, though.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 8, 2021, 11:16 AM

9. And no one noticed the spray tan on the jacket cuffs

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Response to underpants (Reply #9)

Tue Jun 8, 2021, 12:18 PM

15. I did. From Sunday:

There is makeup on the cuffs of his sleeves, however. You can see the color line on his hands; particularly the left hand.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 8, 2021, 11:36 AM

11. Damn, people, there is an obvious reason for those pants,

Trump has always been ass-backwards.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 8, 2021, 11:47 AM

13. How dry Trump is

How wet he'll be
If he don't find
The bathroom key

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 8, 2021, 11:52 AM

14. Mel Brooks captioned it in 1987



Beaming accidents are not unheard of.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Jun 8, 2021, 12:55 PM

16. Looks like the mushrooms are growing out of control. Time for a harvest?

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