Little man getting out of hand? . . . Please come CAPTION Trump's Trousers!!!

[skip fox]

Trump's trousers are saying: "Now listen to the son-of-a-bitch lie! . . . I'll bet he'll say the Secret Service made him install a sprinkler system in our crotch in case an assassin tries to set us on fire. . . . At least that's what he was practicing this morning while pulling us over his Depends. . . . If only we could talk!"

[bottomofthehill]

1. At least I am not Chris Christy's pants

[Ocelot II]

2. How many threads on this topic so far?

It's four or five, at least. The guy is a hot mess but do we really need to see any more of this?

[Treefrog]

6. It speaks volumes, doesn't it?

Smh.

[USALiberal]

10. One was too many, really silly issue! Nt

[Wicked Blue]

12. Some people are panting to hear the details

[rurallib]

3. that was a pisser of a speech!

[RKP5637]

4. I need a "stretch" tie wide to cover it! n/t

[Blue Owl]

5. Yeah that's the solution -- an even longer tie!

[underpants]

7. Although aides were able to kill the "Hammer Time" number...

There was no other wardrobe available

[Kid Berwyn]

8. "Wrinkle Ass is a thing."

Sex in the City talked about the older man’s.

Said nothing about wearing pants backwards, though.

[underpants]

9. And no one noticed the spray tan on the jacket cuffs

[rsdsharp]

15. I did. From Sunday:

There is makeup on the cuffs of his sleeves, however. You can see the color line on his hands; particularly the left hand.

[Chainfire]

11. Damn, people, there is an obvious reason for those pants,

Trump has always been ass-backwards.

[jpak]

13. How dry Trump is

How wet he'll be
If he don't find
The bathroom key

[Beastly Boy]

14. Mel Brooks captioned it in 1987

Beaming accidents are not unheard of.

[Midnight Writer]

16. Looks like the mushrooms are growing out of control. Time for a harvest?