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Sat Jun 19, 2021, 07:00 AM

Little Mr. Leaky. . . . Please come CAPTION ex-Presidented Trump!!!



ex-PresiDented Trump is thinking: "How the hell am I supposed to hold rallies next month when I can stop pissing myself? . . . I've tried not drinking for hours but my mouth gets so dry I can barely speak. . . . I've tried Depends, even Super-Sized Flex-Fit, but it keeps leaking out the sides. . . . And catheters cause infections. . . . Wait, I know! I'll speak remotely from a swimming pool!!! . . . That would work, and maybe we be able to sell 'Stop the Steal' trunks and gear."

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Reply Little Mr. Leaky. . . . Please come CAPTION ex-Presidented Trump!!! (Original post)
skip fox Jun 2021 OP
3Hotdogs Jun 2021 #1
Blue Owl Jun 2021 #2
malaise Jun 2021 #3
Blue Owl Jun 2021 #4
malaise Jun 2021 #5
skip fox Jun 2021 #6
TheBlackAdder Jun 2021 #7
imanamerican63 Jun 2021 #8
smirkymonkey Jun 2021 #9

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Jun 19, 2021, 07:14 AM

1. Pissing himself is one thing.

Some photos indicate he also shits himself.

That will show up in his Bedminster pool.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Jun 19, 2021, 07:16 AM

2. Soon he'll be leakier than Rudy

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Jun 19, 2021, 07:19 AM

3. Regaining the Presidency is all a

wet dream for this piss pot Slobfather

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Response to malaise (Reply #3)

Sat Jun 19, 2021, 07:41 AM

4. Bwah!



BTW Rudy butt dialed him and told tRump he wanted him to Rogaine the presidency

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Response to Blue Owl (Reply #4)

Sat Jun 19, 2021, 07:44 AM

5. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah for this one

Rogaine the presidency

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Jun 19, 2021, 01:02 PM

6. D.T. continues:

"What did Meliana mean, 'You need to be more self-reflective'? . . . Hell, I'm the most self-reflexive guy I know. Like the way I think about everything by paying it no mind so I can have more time to think about myself. . . . If I was anymore self-reflective, I'd turn inside out."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Jun 19, 2021, 01:10 PM

7. It's not leaking, it's just the drip.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Jun 19, 2021, 05:33 PM

8. It DEPENDS?

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sat Jun 19, 2021, 06:19 PM

9. God, I hate the sight of that hideous, evil face of his.

 

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