Sat Jun 19, 2021, 07:00 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
Little Mr. Leaky. . . . Please come CAPTION ex-Presidented Trump!!!
ex-PresiDented Trump is thinking: "How the hell am I supposed to hold rallies next month when I can stop pissing myself? . . . I've tried not drinking for hours but my mouth gets so dry I can barely speak. . . . I've tried Depends, even Super-Sized Flex-Fit, but it keeps leaking out the sides. . . . And catheters cause infections. . . . Wait, I know! I'll speak remotely from a swimming pool!!! . . . That would work, and maybe we be able to sell 'Stop the Steal' trunks and gear."
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Author | Time | Post |
 Little Mr. Leaky. . . . Please come CAPTION ex-Presidented Trump!!! (Original post) |
skip fox | Jun 2021 | OP |
| 3Hotdogs | Jun 2021 | #1 | |
| Blue Owl | Jun 2021 | #2 | |
| malaise | Jun 2021 | #3 | |
| Blue Owl | Jun 2021 | #4 | |
| malaise | Jun 2021 | #5 | |
| skip fox | Jun 2021 | #6 | |
| TheBlackAdder | Jun 2021 | #7 | |
| imanamerican63 | Jun 2021 | #8 | |
| smirkymonkey | Jun 2021 | #9 |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Sat Jun 19, 2021, 07:14 AM
3Hotdogs (9,722 posts)
1. Pissing himself is one thing.
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Sat Jun 19, 2021, 07:16 AM
Blue Owl (43,537 posts)
2. Soon he'll be leakier than Rudy
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Sat Jun 19, 2021, 07:19 AM
malaise (252,733 posts)
3. Regaining the Presidency is all a
Response to malaise (Reply #3)
Sat Jun 19, 2021, 07:41 AM
Blue Owl (43,537 posts)
4. Bwah!
    
BTW Rudy butt dialed him and told tRump he wanted him to Rogaine the presidency |
Response to Blue Owl (Reply #4)
Sat Jun 19, 2021, 07:44 AM
malaise (252,733 posts)
5. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah for this one
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Rogaine the presidency
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Sat Jun 19, 2021, 01:02 PM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
6. D.T. continues:
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Sat Jun 19, 2021, 01:10 PM
TheBlackAdder (25,725 posts)
7. It's not leaking, it's just the drip.
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Sat Jun 19, 2021, 06:19 PM
smirkymonkey (63,221 posts)
9. God, I hate the sight of that hideous, evil face of his.
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