Little Mr. Leaky. . . . Please come CAPTION ex-Presidented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

ex-PresiDented Trump is thinking: "How the hell am I supposed to hold rallies next month when I can stop pissing myself? . . . I've tried not drinking for hours but my mouth gets so dry I can barely speak. . . . I've tried Depends, even Super-Sized Flex-Fit, but it keeps leaking out the sides. . . . And catheters cause infections. . . . Wait, I know! I'll speak remotely from a swimming pool!!! . . . That would work, and maybe we be able to sell 'Stop the Steal' trunks and gear."

[3Hotdogs]

1. Pissing himself is one thing.

Some photos indicate he also shits himself.

That will show up in his Bedminster pool.

[Blue Owl]

2. Soon he'll be leakier than Rudy

[malaise]

3. Regaining the Presidency is all a

wet dream for this piss pot Slobfather

[Blue Owl]

4. Bwah!

BTW Rudy butt dialed him and told tRump he wanted him to Rogaine the presidency

[malaise]

5. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah for this one

Rogaine the presidency

[skip fox]

6. D.T. continues:

"What did Meliana mean, 'You need to be more self-reflective'? . . . Hell, I'm the most self-reflexive guy I know. Like the way I think about everything by paying it no mind so I can have more time to think about myself. . . . If I was anymore self-reflective, I'd turn inside out."

[TheBlackAdder]

7. It's not leaking, it's just the drip.

[imanamerican63]

8. It DEPENDS?

[smirkymonkey]

9. God, I hate the sight of that hideous, evil face of his.