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skip fox

(19,344 posts)
Sat Jun 19, 2021, 07:00 AM Jun 2021

Little Mr. Leaky. . . . Please come CAPTION ex-Presidented Trump!!!

ex-PresiDented Trump is thinking: "How the hell am I supposed to hold rallies next month when I can stop pissing myself? . . . I've tried not drinking for hours but my mouth gets so dry I can barely speak. . . . I've tried Depends, even Super-Sized Flex-Fit, but it keeps leaking out the sides. . . . And catheters cause infections. . . . Wait, I know! I'll speak remotely from a swimming pool!!! . . . That would work, and maybe we be able to sell 'Stop the Steal' trunks and gear."
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Little Mr. Leaky. . . . Please come CAPTION ex-Presidented Trump!!! (Original Post) skip fox Jun 2021 OP
Pissing himself is one thing. 3Hotdogs Jun 2021 #1
Soon he'll be leakier than Rudy Blue Owl Jun 2021 #2
Regaining the Presidency is all a malaise Jun 2021 #3
Bwah! Blue Owl Jun 2021 #4
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah for this one malaise Jun 2021 #5
D.T. continues: skip fox Jun 2021 #6
It's not leaking, it's just the drip. TheBlackAdder Jun 2021 #7
It DEPENDS? imanamerican63 Jun 2021 #8
God, I hate the sight of that hideous, evil face of his. smirkymonkey Jun 2021 #9


(11,990 posts)
1. Pissing himself is one thing.
Sat Jun 19, 2021, 07:14 AM
Jun 2021

Some photos indicate he also shits himself.

That will show up in his Bedminster pool.

skip fox

(19,344 posts)
6. D.T. continues:
Sat Jun 19, 2021, 01:02 PM
Jun 2021

"What did Meliana mean, 'You need to be more self-reflective'? . . . Hell, I'm the most self-reflexive guy I know. Like the way I think about everything by paying it no mind so I can have more time to think about myself. . . . If I was anymore self-reflective, I'd turn inside out."

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