"And my questions have got questions!" . . . Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!!!

[skip fox]

Tucker (frozen foods for a brazen fool) Carlson is saying: "So it seems General Milley has turned into General Twinkletoes before our very eyes! . . . I am telling you here and now that these military types are being brainwashed by left-wing "woke" propaganda. Soon they'll all be back in diapers gumming the remote while watching the 24-hour cartoon channel. . . . They wouldn't know a real man if they saw one!!!"

[NanceGreggs]

1. So true, Tucker.

Your audience "wouldn't know a real man if they saw one".

That's why they watch you every night, and delude themselves into thinking you're a real man - or even a real human being.

Just goes to show you how easily-manipulated the whack-jobs who listen to people like you are.

[skip fox]

2. Caution: CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but

we try to channel our subjects' essence, having them say what they would say if they thought they could get away with it, or giving them a CAPTION exposing their stupidity, dishonesty, hypocrisy, etc.

So Carson didn't say that, and the "real man" portion is the punchline to the joke since this spud never wore the uniform and he's attacking a decorates general. All for the joke.

[underpants]

3. Tucker's: I know. Me too. Why in the hell are we touching this with a 10 foot pole?

They have a completely captive audience, if they didn’t mention it he audience would never hear about it.

[NCjack]

4. "I know what you libs are thinking -- why doesn't someone rush me and stretch

a rubber over my head."

[skip fox]

5. You have pointed to an

uncanny resemblance heretofore unnoticed.