So, how soon until the pee tape leaks?

[bigtree]

...maybe Putin's already leaked it and some expedient editor's trying to hold it back.

[lagomorph777]

1. Now I'm pissed.

Urine big trouble now!

[SoCalNative]

2. I say

let the information flow freely!

[KS Toronado]

5. Couldn't have said it better!

[C_U_L8R]

9. It'll be streaming any day now

[malaise]

24. ROFL

Nicely played

[malaise]

25. ROFL

Nicely played

[LT Barclay]

3. Reminds me of a great joke

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
Donald Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face.

[Blue Owl]

4. Perhaps in some golden hour, the seal will be broken...

[EYESORE 9001]

6. Never try to hold it back

It’s gonna leak, no matter how much you try to hold it back.

[Buckeyeblue]

7. I bet Republicans hope sooner than later

But I'd prefer news like this dribbles out.

[lagomorph777]

8. Stop! I'm laughing so hard that...

I'm lying prostate on the floor!

[hlthe2b]

10. I always thought it might dribble out...

[Effete Snob]

11. It is a number one priority

But many think it would be yellow journalism.

[madinmaryland]

12. Urine, prostitutes, or pedophiles?

[lagomorph777]

14. Yes.

[Laffy Kat]

13. Maybe to expedite its release we should turn on a faucet?

It always helps me.

[LiberatedUSA]

15. Dave Chappelle will have to do a remix...

...of his R. Kelly video to add in TFG.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

16. Am I the only one who thinks that tape

is pure fiction?

[PoliticAverse]

17. No. But it wouldn't be the first fictional tape that some people want to believe exists...

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Whitey_tape

[bluedigger]

18. It's being held for the holidays.

It's expected to be a big hit!

[JT45242]

19. I still think that the "P" tapes could be paedophilia tapes from Epstein's vaults

It would make sense -- Epstein was either compromised himself or a willing agent of the former GB guys.

He kept dirt on everyone so that they paid him hush money to manage their money.

It would explain the odd 'suicide' if he had even thought about talking his links to Putin and pals.

[tinrobot]

26. I think that is most plausible.

But it could also be underage Russian girls in Moscow as well.

[BornADemocrat]

20. My theory is

...that if it existed, we'd have seen it by now. I'll just assume we'll never see it, but will revel in it if we do

[ScratchCat]

21. O'll keep saying it..

The allegation was too specific to be fake.

"They have a video of Trump with hookers" - easily thought up

"They have a video with Trump and two hookers and he makes them urinate on the bed that Barack and Michele Obama slept in while in Moscow" - Nobody could dream that up

But here's the thing - It comes out now, GOP dumps him and moves on. He probably off's himself.

Does Putin want that yet?

[UTUSN]

22. Them adult diapers...

[bigtree]

23. so, Depends then

...

[Lemon Lyman]

27. ?

Was there ever a consensus on this?

A) He had Russian prostitutes pee on him?
-or-
B) He had Russian prostitutes pee on the bed or on each other on the bed while he watched?

[Wicked Blue]

28. The facts keep emerging in a steady drip

but one of these days it will make a splash