Now that the AZ Fraudit has found nothing now they are subpoenaing

[kairos12]

routers, passwords, and signed ballot envelopes from Maricopa County.

In addition, they are requesting all next week's winning lottery numbers, the archive carton number containing the Arc of the Covenant, the location of Superman's hideaway, the location of Batman's signal mirror, the key to interpreting the lyrics of Louie-Louie, and the safehouse where Bruce Lee and Elvis live. Standby for updates.

[vapor2]

1. I give them an A for persistence

but an F for wasting taxpayer $$$$$$$$ for the big lie.

[Volaris]

16. You've missed the point, tho...they're not wasting it, they're TAKING IT.

An F on the taxpayers for sure for not stopping it yet, but as far as a long con goes, this is right up there with a Danny Ocean plot.

[cos dem]

2. Also waiting for the Colonel's secret blend of 11 herbs and spices,

and the recipe for Coca-Cola.

[kairos12]

3. Try getting the Coke formula.

Good luck with that.

The original Declaration of Independence would be given up first.

[keithbvadu2]

14. Someone offered to sell the Coke formula to Pepsi long ago.

Someone offered to sell the Coke formula to Pepsi long ago.

Pepsi reported it to Coke.

[blm]

4. 😁

[MyOwnPeace]

5. Oh, and you forgot.......

"Secret Handshakes!" You can't tell who the "good guys" are without them!

[Walleye]

6. Routers, routers, routers!

[keithbvadu2]

15. Trump learned a new word - router.

Trump learned a new word - router.

Too bad he didn't learn what they do.

(blog comment:::
He has no idea what he's talking about. Which isn't surprising. Routers don't store data. )

Link to tweet

[stillcool]

7. Nothing is too outlandish

while they're killing time waiting for inspiration from someone smart. Slim pickings in the knowns of the GOP, but surely they have 'outside' help.

[PortTack]

8. They absolutely should NOT be allowed to have signed ballot envelopes! Ballots are secret

That will lead to real shenanigans!!

[gab13by13]

10. You get it,

it's not a joke. Our DOJ should have intervened months ago.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

12. That's not how it works ... the two are not associated with each other

Once you take the ballot from the envelope the link between the two is broken.

[VMA131Marine]

9. Oh, they're never getting

the lyrics to “Louie Louie.”

[Qutzupalotl]

11. They will keep pushing until someone says no

and then they'll say AHA! So that's where the fraud is!

[The Magistrate]

13. That Is The Method, Sir

[GulfCoast66]

17. It's all about keeping the grift going.

They are getting paid from someone. The minute it is over they won’t be.

[Traildogbob]

18. Haaaaa😆

Lyrics to Loui Loui. That is a good one. I never knew em, never sang the same words twice. No one ever noticed. Very funny post. I was pissed at first and laughed harder as I read. Will done. Thanks for the laugh.

[monkeyman1]

19. should be voter fraud against republican party !! what a fucking joke !!!

[aggiesal]

20. They should request the location of ...

Jimmy Hoffa's body, as well !