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SACRAMENTO, California (The Borowitz Report)After the polls closed in Californias recall election, the G.O.P. candidate Larry Elder claimed that there was widespread evidence of him losing to Governor Gavin Newsom.
Detailing his accusations, Elder alleged a vast conspiracy involving millions of Californians, designed to deny him a victory.
I had people stationed at polling places across the state and they came back with truly shocking reports of people voting for Newsom, he said. Now, lo and behold, Newsom is being declared the winner. Coincidence? I dont think so.
Seeking a remedy for what he called one of the most blatant cases of someone losing in California history, Elder has retained the legal services of the former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani.
The two men are scheduled to hold a press conference on Thursday in Santa Monica, at Shutters on the Beach Total Landscaping.
Though Elder is playing his cards close to the vest, one remedy reportedly under discussion is a campaign to recall all ten million of the states Democratic voters.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/larry-elder-claims-widespread-evidence-of-him-losing
Wounded Bear
(58,648 posts)Aristus
(66,328 posts)jaysunb
(11,856 posts)jeffreyi
(1,939 posts)78%. Out of 3211 total votes. 5200 registered voters.
lastlib
(23,224 posts)Borowitz is So. F*cking. Good. at this--he really hits it!
infullview
(981 posts)Humor by just stating the obvious
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