Michael Flynn Says He Does Not Worship Satan, Which Is Exactly What A Satan Worshiper Would Say

[Nevilledog]

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For the last few years, there has been but one person that QAnon followers have been as devoted to as Donald Trump — and that would be Trump's erstwhile National Security Advisor, Gen. Michael Flynn. The popular mythology these days is that rather than being one individual person, Q was a team of "whitehats" trying to save the world by publishing cryptic messages on an image board known for publishing child pornography, for your Aunt Carol to decipher. This team included Flynn, Trump, and whomever else they happened to like at any given moment.

Perhaps more than anyone else, Gen. Flynn has really leaned into his role as the grand seigneur of the Q movement, nurturing the conspiracy theory that considers him the greatest American hero (and profiting off it as well).

Alas, people who are pretty much just making shit up as they go along tend to be pretty fickle in their loyalties. When a video surfaced of Flynn doing a strange-sounding prayer that included references to "sevenfold rays" at an event last month, several followers started to consider the possibility that it was, in fact, a Satanic prayer, to Satan. And that perhaps Flynn had been leading them astray this whole time.

In response, Flynn appeared on a random YouTube show called Truth Unveiled TV this week to tell his side of the story, which was that he was actually just reworking a prayer to St. Michael the Archangel that he carries around with him and was not in fact praying to Satan.

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[Champp]

1. Republicans wallow in so many lies and so much bullshit it's pathetic

[LakeArenal]

2. Geez General, I'd like you to prove you aren't a Satan worshipper.

I think I saw you trump and Satan at the CPAC. Everybody is telling me too.
People are saying you sacrifice babies. I hear you are into pizza trafficking. Oh excuse me. I meant child trafficking AT the Pizza place.

All my personal research says you are a Satan worshipper.

We demand to see your emails.

[GoodRaisin]

3. He worships money.

He’ll do anything for it. Get down on his knees in front of Satan, no problem.

[scarytomcat]

4. How many falsehoods do you have to hear before you stop following (believing)?

What has the Q team ever said that has turned out to be true or real?

[PSPS]

5. Everyone knows he is. That's what people are saying. Believe me! Everybody knows it!!11!

[UTUSN]

6. K&R for, HAH!1

[NQAS]

7. You gotta check all of these nutjobs out on Wikipedia

These are all cults, and Sind if the date back to the early 20th century. Grifters all. QAnon of their time, but without the added craziness of the internet.

[ck4829]

8. When you ride the crazy, the crazy's eventually going to buck you right off

[dalton99a]

9. Kick

[peggysue2]

10. This is the problem, Gen. Flynn

You and your cohorts massaged this cult-like animal into existence without ever considering that a non-thinking, paranoid entity (the mob) can easily be provoked to turn on its leaders. One word, one utterance and/or one step outside or even on the line can gear up the beast.

You chose to ride the tiger but never considered the fangs might turn in your direction.

Short-sighted!