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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Steve Bannon was caught attempting to flee the United States disguised as a man who had recently taken a shower, T.S.A. officials have confirmed.
A T.S.A. agent at Reagan National Airport, Harland Dorrinson, explained how Bannons talent as a master of disguise nearly enabled him to board a plane to Moscow.
He showered, shaved, and even combed his hair, Dorrinson said. He was totally unrecognizable.
Bannons plan crumbled, however, during a routine pat down. Thats when we noticed that his pants had a large mustard stain, the T.S.A. agent said. They evidently had not been laundered in months. One of my colleagues shouted, Its Bannon! Stop him!
Taken into custody, the former White House adviser seemed bitter about his foiled escape attempt. I took a shower for no fucking reason, he said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/bannon-caught-fleeing-us-disguised-as-man-who-recently-took-shower
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(25,936 posts)I envision a cloud of funk surrounding him, a la Pigpen in the Peanuts comic strip.
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(52,208 posts)That one got me too
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(3,816 posts)Borowitz does it again!
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(32,634 posts)He's such a slob, but that's why Chump loves him.
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(16,296 posts)You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig