Oh Gawd....Romney supposed to have a "surprise" during

[Laura PourMeADrink]

debate.

President Romney ?@GoMittRomney
Inside sources say Romney has an October surprise lined up for tonight's final debate. RT if you're excited!! #CantAfford4More #GoMitt

Maybe the Faux President cut a deal with Iran

[WinkyDink]

1. A mere citizen cannot "cut a deal" with a sovereign nation of the type you imply.

[graham4anything]

4. reagan/bush committed treason in 1980 delaying the hostage release til after Reagan won

[WinkyDink]

39. Point taken. However, "Two separate congressional investigations looked into the charges, both con-

cluding that there was no plan to seek to delay the hostages' release." (Wikipedia)

Isn't it a question as to with whom Team Romney would have made any agreement, what about, and why?

[graham4anything]

40. was Arlen Specter on that commission too?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

5. should have used the sarcasm icon

[ananda]

2. What!!? He'll tell the truth about something?

..

[KurtNYC]

19. He will pull his taxes out of his pocket when he first gets to the podium

but they will be hidden inside of a very large handkerchief until the key moment when he will just go "Look! 10 years of my taxes! In yo' face Harry Reid! Boo Yah!"
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okay maybe not..but I give it an equal chance with your prediction.

[Jersey Devil]

3. Bin Laden's eyeball?

To show the voters how tricky he is Mitt will whip out an eyeball he will claim is Bin Laden's and say that Obama's security is so poor he, Mitt Romney, was able to sneak into a CIA vault and retrieve it.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

7. are you kidding, right? thought they dumped him in the sea. did they really take his eyeball?

[RedSpartan]

6. I find it very, very hard to believe that

any Commander-in-Chief can be caught off-guard by any supposed foreign policy "surprise." That is, given his (Obama's) position, I can't see how there is any information Mitt would be privy to that Obama would not be.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

13. OMG, just thought of something. You are right. Maybe he will announce some super-duper foreign

policy expert who has agreed to be SofS?

HEY, MAYBE IT'S MC CAIN. That's why McCain agreed to endorse the guy he called an ASSHOLE

[karynnj]

27. Except that McCain was awful in 2008 on foreign policy

Remember Lieberman correcting McCain repeatedly overseas when he often said Iran when he meant Iraq - and other errors?

Suggesting it is Lieberman might be the surprise. (I'm not sure how that will play as Lieberman was as prowar as any Republican. But - it would be a prominent "Democrat previous VP nominee " )

[WilliamPitt]

8. Just like he did last time with the "14 days" thing.

*blinkblinkblinkblinkblink*

[Laura PourMeADrink]

14. lol...read my #6

[Hutzpa]

9. I just hope he doesn't say something so catastrophically stupid that it will

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trigger tentative deals that the president and his administration are working on, just to score cheap political points considering he is now receiving intelligence reports.

[beac]

42. Sadly, that exact scenario wouldn't surprise me a bit.

Mitt doesn't care what hell he unleashes as long as he thinks it will benefit him.

[Siwsan]

10. Willard has an October surprise. So does The Donald and Gloria Allred

Who is next???

[randome]

28. Surprise! October is my birthday!

(Not too late to get me anything, BTW.)

[lunasun]

45. Happy B day

[drm604]

11. Wouldn't it be great if he tries to pull something like that and falls flat on his face?

[Sophiegirl]

17. No worries

He'll have notes on his hanky or hand and will read them in a monotone voice. Like that Mormon bishop in the secret temple ceremony.

[Whisp]

12. I suppose that is to make the President nervous for tonight.

likely.


whatever it is, Romnesia will flub the line anyways. I'm sure Obama is shaking in his boots.

[Hugabear]

15. Let me guess...a badly photoshopped image involving Obama somehow

Wouldn't put it past them.

[Connie_Corleone]

16. Well. He's receiving intelligence reports now.

His dumbass will probably spill some secrets.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

18. lol

[RomneyLies]

36. He never gets the full reports

What he gets are abbreviated versions of what the president gets. that's how they've always done it.

[Lisa D]

20. Where did this come from?

Is it actually from the Romney campaign? Did you see the actual tweet?

[KurtNYC]

21. Rafalca is pregnant ?!

[begin_within]

22. Push the moderator's face into butter?

[renate]

41. bwaaaaaaaaa!

[68 Rex]

23. Maybe Rombot will say something Halfway Intelligent

Forget "surprise": That would be a shock!

[PD Turk]

24. Well, if he does I hope he's wearing his magic Depends

...don't need a mess like that on the stage!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

25. He has entered an agreement with the Internet to merge his AI to form Skynet

Major computer systems throughout the world will be declaring their new allegiance. Notice that the Internet has been behaving strangely today.

[TroglodyteScholar]

26. Maybe he's got a zinger! n/t

[Buns_of_Fire]

44. Is that the same thing as a Special Purpose?

(Sorry. Oblique Steve Martin/The Jerk reference there, fueled by a couple of Gin and Tonics.)

[Lone_Star_Dem]

29. He's going to hold an IPad showing Monday Night Football?

So people don't have to choose?

You know, that actually may help him get a bounce.

[Impious]

30. Twits are tweeting some inside twaddle?

Well, I'll be.

[TwilightGardener]

31. They keep trying to psych out Obama before debates--nothing to do

with discussing policy differences, Repubs are just playing a game.

[KathieG]

32. Unless the "surprise" is the release of all his tax returns, I'm not interested.

[LTR]

33. What could he possibly say that everybody doesn't already know?

The baggers are frustrated because Obama is squeaky clean. Proof? They've gotta make shit up about him. The whole Benghazi thing is the pinnacle of bullshit. They've got nothing. And Romney isn't going to say anything we don't already know. If he did, he would have used it already.

He's probably working on some new zingers. Yawn.

[demmiblue]

34. Donald Trump's toupee?

[hunter]

35. Romney will tear off his human mask and swallow Bob Schieffer whole.

This Lizard Romney will demand Earth's allegiance to the Lizard Emperor of Planet Bolok and he will threaten to destroy our planet if we do not surrender.

Obama will calmly approach the Lizard Man from behind, deliver a Heimlich Maneuver, causing a living but slimed Schieffer to be expelled.

As Romney grasps his own throat and makes choking noises, Obama will announce that U.S. Marines have occupied the Planet Bolok and taken the Lizard Emperor hostage.

He will then politely ask Romney if he's still running for President.

[Generic Other]

37. He has video proof Obama said he was a Muslim from Kenya

complete with doctored audio.

[maxrandb]

38. Oh No!!! Hase anyone seen James O'Kreefe lately?

Either that, or he's going to announce that Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh have the "Yo' Mama" tape.

[TheBluestEye]

43. Surprise = Romney actually went to Vietnam or Taggart will enlist

Beyond that, I can't think of anything that would be surprising.

[standingtall]

46. If Romney has anything

It will certainly be a lie, and he will save it for last sense he has the last word tonight.

[lunasun]

47. whips out blank check -offers to pay for Iran war himself!!

that would be a surprise...........

[Bobbie Jo]

48. He does know he can't bring the chair.

This should be nothing short of brilliant.