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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI hereby give DU permission to baptize me when I'm dead.
You might have to wait 40 years, but I say go for it.
Skittles
(153,212 posts)yes INDEED
11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)Skittles
(153,212 posts)we go way back!
11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)Skittles
(153,212 posts)I WILL KICK OVERDUE 11 BRAVO ASS; yes INDEED!
Whovian
(2,866 posts)It made me laugh anyway. But I am easily entertained.
Yavapai
(825 posts)At least that's what they will tell us it is, as they piss down our legs...
loli phabay
(5,580 posts)Coexist
(24,542 posts)Will do!
You will be posthumously touched by His noodley appendage.
Auggie
(31,204 posts)LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)a basting brush from the Cooking and Baking group to spread Canola oil on your forehead?
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)Gin
(7,212 posts)msanthrope
(37,549 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Or a sink, salad bowl full of water, bird bath, whatever. It's about as relevant as the Mormon shit.
On Edit: I forgot "pitcher of beer".
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Dang.
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)msanthrope
(37,549 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Fuck. They almost shot/tased me over a Dollar Tree calculator in my back pocket while I was getting a drink from a water fountain. They all know me now. Yeah, I'm a shithead. They still need to draw their guns against an unarmed hippie-headed white guy on prescription drugs.
I don't hold it against them.
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)msanthrope
(37,549 posts)leveymg
(36,418 posts)madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)BTW. You couldn't get Mussberger to STFU at the Miami game Saturday night??
CrazyOrangeCat
(6,112 posts)Let's start our own religion. You do the preachin' and I'll play the pi-ano. Under the big tent.
We'll get richer than a Romney.
Now all we gotta do is figure out the secret handshake. They just love that shit.
Ellipsis
(9,124 posts)we'll sculpt your bust in cheese for the celebration-of new life after party.
rateyes
(17,438 posts)embalm you first?
treestar
(82,383 posts)Thou art saved!!!!!!!!
Jim Lane
(11,175 posts)In that thread, someone's misunderstood remark will give rise to a heated argument. Uses of Ignore lists will be announced. At least one post will be alerted.
And THEN there'll be a thread on Meta denouncing the jury's decision on the alert (or maybe agreeing with it but denouncing the dissenters).
At that point, I hope, your soul can rest.