Tweet Thread of the Night

[RandySF]

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[dweller]

1. It will be a shortage of

Toilet paper !?!



✌🏻

[rsdsharp]

3. Already been done. Oh, wait. That was Trump.

Never mind.

[soldierant]

10. There is a terrifying shortage

of sanity in the US.

[pazzyanne]

11. + 1 nt

[Mr.Bill]

13. At my Costco they had plenty of toilet paper.

The reason is they were limiting one package of 60 rolls per customer. Oh, the horror. They eliminated all the hoarding assholes who want to fill their garage with toilet paper and make a fortune (which never happened) so evryone can get what they need for months.

[Wounded Bear]

2. "Repubs wouldn't just lie"

I'm not so sure about that. I'll need more data, though.

[Martin Eden]

5. In my local supermarket the turkeys were all too small for my planned feast

I asked the clerk if these turkeys get any bigger and he replied "No sir, they're all dead."

[Laura PourMeADrink]

6. Noticed that too. Most all tiny turkeys. Sad for turkey families eh?

[EarnestPutz]

7. Genius post, Randy, just genius. Really nicely done. Thanks.

[Demobrat]

8. No cranberries.

He didn’t say cranberries. What is Thanksgiving without cranberry sauce? What about the vegetarians who look forward to cranberry sauce all year long?

No cranberries. 😳😩

[Unwind Your Mind]

12. Trader Joe's had cranberries today

[greblach]

9. Wine Vendors

For Wine makers, the only thing better than scarcity is the appearance of scarcity...

[multigraincracker]

14. I'm not into traditions and will be having

roadkill chops. On par with filet mignon with zero cost. It's organic too.

[PJMcK]

15. We're having duckling

Our supermarket had lots of those, too.