Breaking: VP Kamala Harris' cookware and headphones were spotted near the Fox News Christmas tree...

[demmiblue]

Breaking: VP Kamala Harris' cookware and headphones were spotted near the Fox News Christmas tree seconds before it was set on fire. It is now suspected they are the actual arsons. Stay tuned...

Just in: Hillary Clinton's emails found on Hunter Biden's laptop prove Democrats coordinated the Fox News Christmas tree fire. More to come...

It's now being reported President Biden's mask, and former President Obama's tan suit are wanted by the FBI for their role in the plot to burn down the Fox New Christmas tree. This is a fast-developing story; watch this space...

I don't know why everyone is laughing; this is serious reporting. Maybe even Pulitzer material!

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[guillaumeb]

1. Now it all makes sense. eom

[Siwsan]

2. Are we sure it wasn't Sharon of burned Marie Callender Pumpkin Pie fame?

In case you've missed it:
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But some days, a woman burns a pumpkin pie so bad that it looks like she tossed it in a volcano and then tries to blame the pie company before getting hilariously roasted in the Facebook comments section.

Ok I’d say that’s only happened once, but I can’t get enough of it and it makes this shitty website worth it.

It all started when a woman named Sharon posted a picture of her pumpkin pie – or what used to be a pumpkin pie – on the Marie Callender’s Facebook page.

The pie had been scorched and was so black that it looked like something a college kid would do after getting home drunk at 2 AM and falling asleep with food in the oven.

But for some reason, Karen – I mean, Sharon – seemed to blame Marie Callender’s for ruining her Thanksgiving dessert, and posted on their Facebook page to let them know about it.


ww.whiskeyriff.com/2021/12/01/facebook-hilariously-roasts-a-woman-who-blamed-marie-callenders-for-ruining-thanksgiving-after-she-burnt-a-pumpkin-pie/

[asiliveandbreathe]

4. OMG..I did miss it..

but then, I don't know if I'm laughing, or crying..OMG..it tears..Siwsan..a little ditty my mom would say..Vy, this is Cy, that was shit in the pumpkin pie...

I just baked a MC Pumpkin Pie last Saturday...it was yummy, still have 1/2 pie in Frig. - directions on box, very clear..maybe she forgot to remove the plastic wrap from the pie..

[NotASurfer]

3. Wow. And I'd've guessed it was those Jewish space lasers

Taking the war on Christmas to the doorstep of its rank... I mean, staunchest, supporters

[brooklynite]

5. Why do people think that arson is humorous?

[Torchlight]

6. I'm going to pretend I'm concerned over this.

It's been five or six days since I've engaged in some good, old-fashioned self-righteousness, and I'm getting real low on sanctimony.

Just you wait until I look up what my opinions should be and then you'll all be sorry!!!!