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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe gleam on a frozen turd. . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!
Ted ("I even lie in my dreams" ) Cruz is saying: "It's times like these, times of crisis, that bring out the character of people. . . . It like during the electricity failure in Texas last winter. That was a terrible crisis that had host people worrying about their personal survival. . . . But I threw caution to the wind and, unconcerned about my personal safety, ran down to the Yucatan to check on the poor people of Cancun. . . . No Democrats were worried about them, I can tell you that!"
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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks & Liars story:
https://crooksandliars.com/2021/12/ted-cruz-character-revealed
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The gleam on a frozen turd. . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz! (Original Post)
skip fox
Dec 2021
OP
The media doesn't tell you that I flew to Cancun with a 1000 mile extension cord
Johonny
Dec 2021
#6
Midnight Writer
(21,753 posts)1. "I just won the Victor Buono look-alike contest!"
CurtEastPoint
(18,641 posts)3. yep!
Midnight Writer
(21,753 posts)4. Thank you.
malaise
(268,968 posts)2. My main focus during the hoax pandemic was
FOOD
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)5. Ted Cruz, aka Carnival Cruz, Cancun Cruz
Johonny
(20,841 posts)6. The media doesn't tell you that I flew to Cancun with a 1000 mile extension cord
determined to bring electrical power back to Texas. You may thank me later.
skip fox
(19,357 posts)10. Ted is always thinking of us. God save!
underpants
(182,788 posts)7. Don't tell me you got it rough, I have to look in the mirror every morning
Happy Holidays skip 👋
skip fox
(19,357 posts)11. Thank you. Kids and grandkids are planing to fly down.
Happy holidays to you!
rurallib
(62,411 posts)12. "The gleam on a frozen turd" wins the thread at the start
what a great descriptor for Cruz.
Disaffected
(4,554 posts)13. And what is that odd scrotum-like protuberance
below his lower lip?
(apologies for the appearancism)
skip fox
(19,357 posts)14. T.C. contiues:
"Why the beard? . . . Why not. . . . Everybody called me a hairy asshole talking sh*t, so I thought I'd give them a visual they couldn't unsee."