"The truth is just a lie put on inside-out." . . . Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!!!

[skip fox]

Tucker Carlso is saying: "Now hold on just a minute, Sandra. We don't have a vaccine mandate here at Fox. I repeat, there's no vaccine mandate at Fox. There are suggestions, of course. They suggest you get a vaccine or you shouldn't come in to the studio. They suggest Fox's security employees block admittance for unvaccinated employees. And they suggest that if you don't get the vaccine you should work somewhere else. And in that case they suggest you be taken off of payroll. . . . But mandates? . . . There are absolutely no mandates here at Fox.



(Satire alert.)

[JanMichael]

1. Ha! Basically you can't work without the shots. He is like a an AI word masher. nt

[skip fox]

2. Just to be clear, CAPTIONs are creative. They're satire.

But it is getting harder and harder to satirize because what they actually say is so outrageous.

[LakeArenal]

4. You just keep explaining your "satire" to people.

[Biophilic]

5. Yeah, I've been caught a couple of times believing they were real because

they are the kind of things that these people would say. It is truly getting harder and harder to recognize satire and I used to be really good at it and actually enjoyed it. Now, not so much, as I can actually imagine these people saying things like that.

[malaise]

3. Fux is against all

Man dates

[Johonny]

6. Now I've got an unvaccinated whistleblower on tonight to tell you the truth about Covid

And by on, I mean, not in studio because . . . ah . . . I mean, they're not vaccinated. Would let a nut like that in your studio.