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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTwas six days before Christmas
'Twas six days before Christmas, when all through DU
Not a poster was happy, not me and not you;
Joe Manchin appeared in a Reliable Sources chair,
To announce to the nation that he doesnt care;
The childrens investments, BBB, that Biden led
Werent getting his support he announced with dread;
And mamma in her 'kitchen and I in my cap,
Watched our brains exploding as tempers went snap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
DUers logged in to see what was the matter.
Straight to our keyboards in a split second flash,
Turned up the volume and began to trash
The asshole from WV but most of us did know,
He would fuck up progressives on a television show,
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
That corporate tool with nary a care.
With a face full of evil and speech so quick,
I knew in a moment he was a first rate dick
Stolen from JHBs cartoon thread
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216164791
Lars39
(26,117 posts)Trying to lift our spirits - hes such a grinch.
MineralMan
(146,339 posts)malaise
(269,237 posts)Last edited Sun Dec 19, 2021, 05:40 PM - Edit history (1)
OneBlueDotS-Carolina
(1,385 posts)Tommymac
(7,263 posts)SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)Excellent poem!
malaise
(269,237 posts)Im a rank amateur.
SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)That is pure poetry!
hermetic
(8,329 posts)FailureToCommunicate
(14,027 posts)appalachiablue
(41,183 posts)housecat
(3,121 posts)FakeNoose
(32,833 posts)Nicely done!
chillfactor
(7,585 posts)He is such an asshole.
Vinca
(50,319 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,840 posts)IrishAfricanAmerican
(3,821 posts)malaise
(269,237 posts)Auggie
(31,215 posts)DemUnleashed
(633 posts)That was great!!!
Hekate
(90,901 posts)spanone
(135,907 posts)malaise
(269,237 posts)😄😄
electric_blue68
(14,967 posts)malaise
(269,237 posts)Mickju
(1,807 posts)PatSeg
(47,675 posts)Heartstrings
(7,349 posts)2Gingersnaps
(1,000 posts)BlueJac
(7,838 posts)Fun read.
Joinfortmill
(14,486 posts)BobTheSubgenius
(11,572 posts)So you know you're onto something.
pazzyanne
(6,560 posts)Well done, my dear malaise!
ornotna
(10,807 posts)and we all know it.
Our faces show it.
'cause they're Longfellows.
malaise
(269,237 posts)demmiblue
(36,907 posts)malaise
(269,237 posts)CaliforniaPeggy
(149,742 posts)Thank you, darlin'!
malaise
(269,237 posts)Love your Christmas Greetings OP
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,742 posts)mvd
(65,180 posts)You helped a lot of us get out the frustrations that we have.
malaise
(269,237 posts)Violet_Crumble
(35,980 posts)Glad this survived the alert from earlier
malaise
(269,237 posts)Christmas? Didnt know there was an alert.
malaise
(269,237 posts)This was for lots of hurt folks
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Also...best of Holiday wishes, dear Malaise.
malaise
(269,237 posts)Heres wishing you all that is good