Jesus must get very tired?

[kentuck]

Every time people get in trouble, they come calling his name.

"Please Jesus, don't let me go to jail," they beg.

Some go to big Baptist churches and pretend to be his best friend.

They speak of how much they love his birthday.

"Please Jesus, save me from myself."

When they have tried every other thing in the world, some of it very criminal, they come calling to Jesus.

Just let me win one more time, Lord, and I will never ask you for another favor...

[Irish_Dem]

1. Jesus keeps trying to save them.

Sent them Dr. Fauci.
Sent them masks.
Sent them vaccines.

Jesus gives up.

[Pinback]

2. Not to mention all those touchdowns!

"Hang on a sec -- I gotta help these guys win their game, and then I'll save your trailer park from The Beast."

[LakeArenal]

3. People pray for winning sporting events.

Then players claim god helped them win.

It’s really pathetic.

Maybe that’s why we DON’T have world peace.

To busy with guys praying to win in Vegas.

[Boxerfan]

4. Oh Lord-Won't you buy me.....

[RKP5637]

6. Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t

[RKP5637]

5. Lots of delusional people, there's big money to be made with religion! n/t

[Bernardo de La Paz]

7. doG is supposed to be infinite. But what kind of game is doG playing & not just making it all good?