Please help translate Herschel Walker 🤪

[underpants]

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[Skittles]

1. misses the part when he refers to Lewis as a Senator

Walker is a fucking dipshit

[hlthe2b]

10. He is a case in point illustrating how football fails its scholarship athletes. Herschel

could scarcely talk about football at UGA much less anything else, never completed a degree (though he lies about it now), and his ability to express himself and his intellect remains embarrassingly stunted. I guess he made money and apparently that is all that matters... I know most want to assume he suffers CTE. I'm not so sure. I think this is just Herschel.

I hope to hell his celebrity doesn't move the average GA independent or the few sane R voters.

[Skittles]

19. education and intelligence are two different things

my grandparents were among the smartest people I have known and they never even completed high school

Walker is a case of willful ignorance - the fact that he is a repuke, a party that celebrates racism, tells me everything I need to know about him.

[hlthe2b]

21. His intellect was not stimulated by education and thus not developed--stunted. That is my meaning.

I have met people the world over with minimal education--and particularly in the "third world"-- that would put many of us with advanced degrees to shame. But even those who are not inherently "smart" can develop their intellect with curiosity and "care to learn."

[Skittles]

22. I dunno

I look at these highly-educated repukes and they are dumber than doornails.

[hlthe2b]

23. Highly educated? No, legacy admissions...

[Skittles]

24. all of them? every repuke sucking up to Donald Fucking Trump?

[hlthe2b]

26. You might think them smart because they went to an Ivy League school. I don't necessarily.

Legacy admissions, the privilege of $$$ and once there the tendency to CYA by passing them through. I recall George W. Bush* Harvard Business School professor saying as much.

[jcgoldie]

51. Football brain...

Brilliant!

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. My four-year-old great niece makes more sense than that.

She's also a lot cuter.

[SheltieLover]

9. I'll bet!

[greatauntoftriplets]

14. She got a two-wheeler bike with training wheels today.

Took to it beautifully. Our Christmas was via ZOOM, because two family members have COVID. Neither is very sick, but.....

I hope that yours was a good one.

[SheltieLover]

15. All good here, ty!

I hope they are ok!

Haha! I'll bet she is enjoying her new bike!

[greatauntoftriplets]

17. They'll be fine.

One is vaccinated and boostered, and had it already in April of 2020. She's feeling much better after three days of feeling like she had a terrible cold. She was tested, so it's confirmed. No details on the other, but he's feeling okay.

It's important for the baby of the family to catch up to bigger siblings, so all is good.

[SheltieLover]

18. Glad to hear!

[greatauntoftriplets]

28. So are we.

[Enter stage left]

3. Any doctor can translate that..

too much helmet to helmet contact

[Grown2Hate]

4. I honestly am not seeing what's so hard to understand?

It's PRECIOUS to encourage, but not encourage, but rather encourage, the legal people to vote BEFORE voting, but not while NOT being illegally trying to vote instead of doing something NOW; not before, not after, not now, but NOW. So go get the IDs and everything and vote now for Senator Lewis!

[LoisB]

8. Okay. Works for me.

[PJMcK]

5. Brain damage

Obviously.

[Poiuyt]

38. Calling Dr McKee!

[CurtEastPoint]

6. Once again... as a Georgian... I truly apologize for what the GOP has foisted upon us.

[hlthe2b]

13. Years ago I enjoyed watching him play/run for the goal posts. Now, he's just sad.

[Bucky]

32. As a Texan, allow me to sympathize with your plight

There are days I wake up and realize what Ted Kaczynski's brother must have gone through.

[Poiuyt]

39. I'm from Wisconsin and feel the same way whenever Ron Johnson opens his pie hole

[LoisB]

7. Sorry, I don't speak "illiterate-y" or "ignorant-y". Something about encourage but don't encourage

people who are legal to vote, which is everyone because no one is not legal, and get IDs now instead of when they're in line to vote then start talking about either IDs or voting (I'm not sure). Hell, I have no idea what he's talking about. I dare say, neither does he.

[Hortensis]

11. The Repubs are "getting things done now." In many states.

Obfuscating as it is, I can't interpret this any other way but to support what the Republican Party is doing. Now.

[walkingman]

12. I'm Black and a celeb so I can pull a lot of the Black vote and ensure that

Democrat doesn't win. Ya feel me.....

[taxi]

55. Agree

It's the same for any celeb - the celeb says:
I'm this or I'm that, and I'm a celebrity. This is how I vote.

Going after someone's idols is a poor strategy. Every vote counts.

[SheltieLover]

16. Traumatic brain injury?

[GoCubsGo]

25. Sadly, that is likely the case.

Probably many multiple instances of it. Also the product of an educational system where football is the main religion, and lots of guys made it into college because they could play ball, but had no business there. otherwise.

[SheltieLover]

31. No doubt!

[BlackSkimmer]

49. One of my jobs in college was tutoring.

Many of the football players were sent to us. I was gobsmacked at their lack of education.

The ones I tutored read at a third grade level, if that.

[GoCubsGo]

50. I went to grad school where Walker played, right around the time he was there.

The academically-unqualified athletes weren't the only ones who shouldn't have been there. There were loads of "legacies" who were only admitted because Daddy went there, and was willing to pay a ton of money to get the kid in, regardless of whether they met entrance requirements. I was a teaching assistant in the Bio Sciences. I often wondered how some of my students ever got out of high school. Not all of them were like that, but enough to make one cringe.

[BlackSkimmer]

52. Yeah, I have often wondered what became of these guys.

I usually tutored English and various social science material.

But once they asked me to take over a math session for another tutor. I laughed because my math skills are atrocious. I remember the professor looking at me and saying, “you can add and subtract, right?” Of course I could, and he sadly assured me that was all I’d need. So sad.

[strongermessage]

20. He talks like dRumpf.

[Bleacher Creature]

27. "I'm dumber than a bag of rocks and have no idea what I'm talking about."

That's the best translation that I could come up with.

[LuckyCharms]

29. Only tfg can interpret that...

They speak the same way.

[czarjak]

30. Nothing beats the babble?

[relayerbob]

33. CTE

[bringthePaine]

34. been unintelligible since his first McDonald's commercial...

[mzmolly]

35. Sure

[Hulk]

36. Just looking for someone with dark skin to be there poster boy

herschel is a lame stooge. We aren't talking about any fountain of intelligence.

Hope he gets trampled by 40 percentage points or more. You have to be pretty damn stupid to vote for somebody that goofy.

[TygrBright]

37. CTE? n/t

[Historic NY]

40. Meaningless word salad

[keithbvadu2]

41. He speaks fluent carpetbagger.

[summer_in_TX]

42. Has the man been drinking?

Whew!

[lastlib]

43. Here's the clearest translation you'll ever find:

From the Sarah Palin School of Political Speech. Four-year-olds can make more coherent sentences.

[Rhiannon12866]

44. Rachel Maddow played audio of Walker's recent speech which was truly cringeworthy

Since even in that short speech he demonstrated how little he knows - Even about voting rights icon John Lewis! And just a few days before she played Raphael Warnock's Senate floor speech, then had him as a guest - and she suggested he may be our most eloquent senator.

Is This Seriously Who Republicans Want Representing Georgia Instead Of Raphael Warnock? - Rachel Maddow
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017701155

[kairos12]

45. Too many hits to the head.

[IzzaNuDay]

46. Someone should read HW's quotes back to him

And ask him what he meant.

[RainCaster]

47. His brain cell is scrambled

Which makes him a perfect Republican.

[Celerity]

48. I cannot translate that particular dialect of Dumbfuckistanese

[RANDYWILDMAN]

53. if you understand TFG and Walker you speak cult and are in the matrix

If you don't, you understand the power of the matrix to control weak minds !

[FakeNoose]

54. I think Herschel Walker is taking tweeting lessons from Chump

[nolabear]

56. Have you met his son Christian? 😳

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He got roasted for wearing that bazillion dollar hoodie while filling up his Land Rover and representing the common man.