"Thy flame-thrower and automatic arms they comfort me!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump, Jr.!

[skip fox]

Donald Trump, Junior is saying: "This crowd gets it as usual. . . . You guys are absolutely correct when you say 'God is always right.' . . . He IS always right, . . . but sometimes he's only half right, or less. . . . Like when He said 'an eye for an eye," He was being symbolic. . . . Like how many eyes do you think your enemy has? . . . He was just pointing us in the right direction!. . . . Praise Jesus!"

[Solly Mack]

1. I am the corn! In your shit! Praise be to NDT! (non-digestible tokens)

[Baked Potato]

2. If thee doth witness my microphone exploding whilst my beard

bloweth from my face with the winds of a thousand camel sneezes,

will not thou rejoice that the Lord is a prankish rascal?

[czarjak]

3. To be fair, he is preaching to the choir.

[AllaN01Bear]

4. planet of the apes clip all praise the bomb