A plane load of these is heading to Mar a Lardo to assist the Slobfather as he heads up shit creek

[malaise]

without a paddle

[Piasladic]

1. looks comfy- nt

[MontanaMama]

2. Slobby McSlobberson is going to need a larger size, imho.

or something with more...capacity.

[malaise]

4. Bwaaaaaaaah

[leftieNanner]

7. Er. Not in the front.......

nt

[MontanaMama]

10. Good one Nanner...

[Buns_of_Fire]

14. Just put them on backwards.

Unless they come marked "Front" and "Back" there's a 50-50 chance that's how they'll wind up anyway.

[sprinkleeninow]

16. Color coded. Yellow in front, brown in back.

(Hope I don't pay for that remark...)

[LoisB]

31. Laughing heartily.

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

47. lol!

[sprinkleeninow]

18. Because 🍄

[leftieNanner]

20. Oh Goodness!

You went there.........

[sprinkleeninow]

23. I did do. An' it felt so dang good! 😇

[erronis]

25. just enough in front for a mushroom...

[empedocles]

3. I honestly doubt that XL could come even somewhat close to covering wallass trump.

[malaise]

6. Couldn't find anything larger

😀😀

[empedocles]

22. 4XL is largest I found. Has adjustable tabs - still may not be large enough.

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https://www.northshorecare.com/xladultdiapers
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[malaise]

33. Bwaaaaah

We need pics 😀😀

[empedocles]

37. .

[Celerity]

59. 4-5XL, can stand up to full litre of piss and at least a kilo of steaming hot Rumpy brown pudding

https://www.northshorecare.com/shop-for/protective-overnight-incontinence-products/overnight-incontinence-briefs/tranquility-bariatric-tab-style-briefs

[malaise]

52. Discreet delivery

Yes he would demand that.

[empedocles]

54. .

[leftieNanner]

5. Love your passionate positive attitude, malaise!

Let's hope some of these indictments begin to rain down on him.

[malaise]

9. We have to keep on fighting

by any means necessary ;hi:

[Disaffected]

34. Preferably yellow in color.

[lpbk2713]

8. Throw him some paper towels.

Compliments of Puerto Rico.

[malaise]

13. Even better

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. Omigod, my dear malaise! I am (nearly) speechless! These aren't big enough!

Thanks for the great image!

[malaise]

12. Haha😀😀

We need to laugh.
Happy New Year my dear CaliforniaPeggy!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. We sure do! It's easier to face hard situations if we can laugh!

Happy New Year, my dear malaise!

[sprinkleeninow]

17. Size needs way increasing. Hippo butt size.

Last edited Mon Jan 3, 2022, 07:25 PM - Edit history (1)

Forgive me, natural hippos of the world. YOU guys are adorable.🥰

Edit to say: On second thought, I want to ask forgiveness for the derrière analogy to hippos. 'My' butt ain't exactly diminutive. It's the rest of the entity attached to hiz butt that is worthy of derogatory remarks.

[sprinkleeninow]

19. Thx, Mal. Just released some tension!

🥰

[moondust]

21. He'll find somebody to "paddle" him.

Where's Stormy?

[sprinkleeninow]

24. Someone said she's busy pressing pants...

[niyad]

44. Wasn't that hope hicks' job? Or was it steaming?

[sprinkleeninow]

50. I mixed apples and pineapples. Oops.

Getting these lovely people and their vocations confused. 🤣

[Elwood P Dowd]

26. You really think those will fit this????

[leftieNanner]

29. The Cake!!

With the two scoops!!

Well done!

[malaise]

32. Too good

[Disaffected]

35. Is that photoshopped??

Not referring to what's on the tennis racket...

[Elwood P Dowd]

36. Here it is without the cake, ice cream and fork...

[Disaffected]

38. Hard to tell but

I'm going with at least a bit. I don't think even Trump's ass has quite the acreage as in the OP.

[sprinkleeninow]

51. Gonna go barf now...

[empedocles]

56. Was obvious from the trump golfing pics, his shoulders were markedly smaller than

the rest of the trump trunk.

There was also a telling side pic of trump bent over a lectern - with that unbelievably huge gut and butt.

Pear shaped body description would be so misleadlingly understated.

[niyad]

45. Just as a matter of curiosity, when was the last time waddle dump played tennis?

I annot remember him able to expend actual physical energy in the last six years.

[erronis]

27. Get tfg on a prison diet and he'll shed 200+ pounds and lose some shit.

Picking up soap in the showers may help trim his waste a bit too.

[leftieNanner]

28. You may be alerted on this one

Prison Homophobic Comments don't fare well on DU.

As they shouldn't.

[niyad]

41. I was going to point out that it is waist, but, in his case, both may be correct.

[llashram]

30. sweet

so true

[iluvtennis]

39. LOL...😂🤣😂

[niyad]

40. you nearly owed me a keyboard.

[malaise]

42. You're lucky I didn't find the 4X

Happy New Year

[niyad]

46. And to you!

[Historic NY]

43. Whats the load capacity?

[malaise]

49. Swamps full

HappyNew Year.

[fwvinson]

48. That guy ain't no xl

[Blue Owl]

53. LOLOL!!!!

The Pampered Pantload is in for a squishy, smelly new year!!!!



Thanks for the laugh Malaise and a New Years toast to you!!!!

[malaise]

55. Same to you

Your pampered pant load has me in stitches.

[llmart]

57. 72 Count???

That'll only last him a week once the indictments begin.

[malaise]

58. That is my hope

[pfitz59]

60. He's supposed to give a deposition Jan 7th

Will he be arrested as a no-show?

[malaise]

61. We shall see

Wed- Fri will be very interesting..
Consequences are coming.