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Fri Jan 7, 2022, 10:54 AM

"Tucker, we're both men of our word." . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!




Tucker (The Bearded Invertebrate) Cruz is saying: "Like you, Tucker, I'm morally incapable of lying. When I said 'violent terrorist attack' I meant every word. But you have the context all wrong. . . . I was talking about the Capitol Police's over-reaction. . . . If they would have stood down, the patriots would have been able to deliver their message to Congress in peace. . . . As it is, you saw what they created!"

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Reply "Tucker, we're both men of our word." . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!! (Original post)
skip fox Jan 2022 OP
dem4decades Jan 2022 #1
Dirty Socialist Jan 2022 #2
RainCaster Jan 2022 #3
Dirty Socialist Jan 2022 #4
skip fox Jan 2022 #6
mia Jan 2022 #5
imanamerican63 Jan 2022 #7
Donkees Jan 2022 #8

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jan 7, 2022, 10:59 AM

1. Tucker "I just shit my pants", Cruz "Whee, I'm going to Mexico"

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Fri Jan 7, 2022, 11:00 AM

2. "Please don't listen to me"

“My brain isn’t fully developed”

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jan 7, 2022, 11:03 AM

3. We both love the taste of his ass

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Response to Dirty Socialist (Reply #4)

Fri Jan 7, 2022, 04:46 PM

6. Warning. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but we try to channel

our subjects' banality, cupidity, avarice, stupidity, blind hatred, or as here, their willingness to make up wild stories to deceive the rubes.

All for satire.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jan 7, 2022, 11:40 AM

5. "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)"

I know the song is too beautiful for Cruz, but it popped into my head.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Jan 7, 2022, 05:35 PM

8. 'It's almost like an Etch A Sketch. You can kind of shake it up, and we start all over again.'

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