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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"Tucker, we're both men of our word." . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!
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Tucker (The Bearded Invertebrate) Cruz is saying: "Like you, Tucker, I'm morally incapable of lying. When I said 'violent terrorist attack' I meant every word. But you have the context all wrong. . . . I was talking about the Capitol Police's over-reaction. . . . If they would have stood down, the patriots would have been able to deliver their message to Congress in peace. . . . As it is, you saw what they created!"
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"Tucker, we're both men of our word." . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Jan 2022
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dem4decades
(11,668 posts)1. Tucker "I just shit my pants", Cruz "Whee, I'm going to Mexico"
Dirty Socialist
(3,252 posts)2. "Please don't listen to me"
My brain isnt fully developed
RainCaster
(11,245 posts)3. We both love the taste of his ass
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Dirty Socialist This message was self-deleted by its author.
skip fox
(19,480 posts)6. Warning. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but we try to channel
our subjects' banality, cupidity, avarice, stupidity, blind hatred, or as here, their willingness to make up wild stories to deceive the rubes.
All for satire.
mia
(8,413 posts)5. "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)"
I know the song is too beautiful for Cruz, but it popped into my head.
imanamerican63
(14,134 posts)7. Where is Cancun again?
Donkees
(31,898 posts)8. 'It's almost like an Etch A Sketch. You can kind of shake it up, and we start all over again.'