"Tucker, we're both men of our word." . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!

[skip fox]

Tucker (The Bearded Invertebrate) Cruz is saying: "Like you, Tucker, I'm morally incapable of lying. When I said 'violent terrorist attack' I meant every word. But you have the context all wrong. . . . I was talking about the Capitol Police's over-reaction. . . . If they would have stood down, the patriots would have been able to deliver their message to Congress in peace. . . . As it is, you saw what they created!"

[dem4decades]

1. Tucker "I just shit my pants", Cruz "Whee, I'm going to Mexico"

[Dirty Socialist]

2. "Please don't listen to me"

“My brain isn’t fully developed”

[RainCaster]

3. We both love the taste of his ass

[skip fox]

6. Warning. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but we try to channel

our subjects' banality, cupidity, avarice, stupidity, blind hatred, or as here, their willingness to make up wild stories to deceive the rubes.

All for satire.

[mia]

5. "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)"

I know the song is too beautiful for Cruz, but it popped into my head.

[imanamerican63]

7. Where is Cancun again?

[Donkees]

8. 'It's almost like an Etch A Sketch. You can kind of shake it up, and we start all over again.'