Fri Jan 7, 2022, 10:54 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
"Tucker, we're both men of our word." . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!![]() Tucker (The Bearded Invertebrate) Cruz is saying: "Like you, Tucker, I'm morally incapable of lying. When I said 'violent terrorist attack' I meant every word. But you have the context all wrong. . . . I was talking about the Capitol Police's over-reaction. . . . If they would have stood down, the patriots would have been able to deliver their message to Congress in peace. . . . As it is, you saw what they created!"
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skip fox | Jan 2022 | OP |
dem4decades | Jan 2022 | #1 | |
Dirty Socialist | Jan 2022 | #2 | |
RainCaster | Jan 2022 | #3 | |
Dirty Socialist | Jan 2022 | #4 | |
skip fox | Jan 2022 | #6 | |
mia | Jan 2022 | #5 | |
imanamerican63 | Jan 2022 | #7 | |
Donkees | Jan 2022 | #8 |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Jan 7, 2022, 10:59 AM
dem4decades (10,148 posts)
1. Tucker "I just shit my pants", Cruz "Whee, I'm going to Mexico"
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Jan 7, 2022, 11:00 AM
Dirty Socialist (2,958 posts)
2. "Please don't listen to me"
“My brain isn’t fully developed”
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Jan 7, 2022, 11:03 AM
RainCaster (9,345 posts)
3. We both love the taste of his ass
Response to skip fox (Original post)
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Response to Dirty Socialist (Reply #4)
Fri Jan 7, 2022, 04:46 PM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
6. Warning. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but we try to channel
our subjects' banality, cupidity, avarice, stupidity, blind hatred, or as here, their willingness to make up wild stories to deceive the rubes.
All for satire. |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Jan 7, 2022, 11:40 AM
mia (8,172 posts)
5. "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)"
I know the song is too beautiful for Cruz, but it popped into my head.
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Jan 7, 2022, 05:08 PM
imanamerican63 (12,459 posts)
7. Where is Cancun again?
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Fri Jan 7, 2022, 05:35 PM
Donkees (27,568 posts)