Lara Trump thinks Microsoft Word office assistant 'Clippy' is a real person spying on her documents

[Nevilledog]

https://www.rawstory.com/lara-trump-microsoft-clippy/

Fox host Lara Trump either has a new conspiracy theory, or she is very confused.

Hosting the 5 p.m. EST hour, Trump was ranting about Microsoft Word's Clippy and the suggested changes to words like "postman" into "letter carrier" and "mankind" into "humankind." It's part of the right's latest attack on "wokism," which they define as anything done in polite society that makes them uncomfortable.

"Someone is reading this?! And assessing what I'm writing?" Trump said, assuming that a person was actually watching and reading what she was typing in Word instead of an AI programed into what they call "office assistant." It was once named Clippy, and it was never a real person.

According to Trump, the "office assistant" is a lot like her fancy new car that doesn't require a key, just a push-button to start it. She said that the car wouldn't start if she didn't jingle the keys around. That's false. Push-button start cars use safety technology that requires your foot on the break, the car in park, and the key fob in the car with you. It's essentially a small low-frequency transmitter. So if the car won't start, it's likely that you need to replace the batteries.

*the end*

[highplainsdem]

1. There's no limit to her stupidity.

[underpants]

2. She's married to Erik right?

🤮

[viva la]

3. I think she was the one who had a rather wild past

Well, so did Ivanka, in her rich Manhattan snob-girl party way.
And her dad introduced her to Epstein, and had her model for John Casablancas (known for abuse of models).

The rich really are different.

[zuul]

4. My toaster has confirmed that Clippy is spying on her.

[gratuitous]

14. Toasters are notorious liars

Believe the toaster only if the microwave confirms it. (Remember the 10 days' wonder the conservawhackos had about microwave ovens spying on people?)

[MustLoveBeagles]

20. What about waffle irons?

Can they be trusted?

[gratuitous]

23. ONLY if you've never used Aunt Jemima syrup

Trust, but verify.

[MustLoveBeagles]

24. Gottcha

These nuances are important to know. Thanks.

[gratuitous]

25. Household appliances are like atoms

They make up everything.

[AwakeAtLast]

17. The flying ones, right?

[Zorro]

5. Yes the Clippy Intelligence Agency is monitoring her every keystroke

[11 Bravo]

6. Apparently it's not genetically specific. Just marrying into that family ...

is enough to turn one into a fucking idiot.

[Lochloosa]

10. You have it backward. It takes a fucking idiot to marry into that family.

[vercetti2021]

7. If she was freaked out over clippy?

Imagine how freaked out she would have been over Bonzi buddy.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

8. What version of Word does she use?

I haven't seen Clippy in a long time.

[Enter stage left]

9. Wow...that's off the chart crazy...

But the amazing part is she makes her husband & brother-in-law look semi-sane.



NOTE: "semi-sane", isn't the same as "Sane", or intelligent, or rational, or educated...you get the point.

[MurrayDelph]

11. Clippy was a rudimentary example of artificial intelligence

Lara Trump is a rudimentary example of genuine stupidity.

[Deuxcents]

12. O, god

And I thought I had computer issues. I’m a brainchild w/o a tv spot. Shameless comes to mind

[Solly Mack]

13. Clippy Cancel Culture is real!

[Poiuyt]

15. Clippy isn't spying on her

There is, however, a camera in her microwave recording her every move.

[Silent3]

16. Did someone bring back Clippy?

[Kali]

19. LOL!

[MustLoveBeagles]

21. LoL 😂

[A HERETIC I AM]

18. "Do I need this thing thinking for me?"

Ummmmmm…..

Do you REALLY want an answer to that?

[MustLoveBeagles]

22. The jokes write themselves don't they?

[Progressive Jones]

26. Clippy's comin' for ya, Baby! nt

[Demovictory9]

27. lol.. is clippy still around? Haven't seen him for years