Trump now has TWO perfect calls!!:

[Kingofalldems]

This is HUGH!!11!!!

Link to tweet

[Walleye]

1. He still wants them to find those 11,000 votes, pathetic

When he said it was perfect he means he was careful to speak in that code he speaks in. Mob boss code

[dchill]

2. What a staggeringly stupid thing to read.

[malaise]

4. Really now!

The Party's over Slobfather!

[brush]

5. He's similar to a high functioning alcoholic who is able to work...

and appear normal, but is still an alcoholic away from work (I once worked with a guy who had that telltale ruddy complexion who was a good worker but exuded the smell of alcohol. It seemed to come out of his pores).

trump is similar in a way as he can still get before a mic and drone on and on with the same sad, "stop the steal" story, and send out missives written by someone else, but he's still crazy as hell and will hold onto to that "stop the steal" lie until his death.

[empedocles]

14. 'high functioning'?

[UpInArms]

6. Madder than a hatter

Nuttier than a fruitcake …

Three cards shy of a full deck …

A ghostwriter for the Onion …

[Maeve]

15. And, as my husband likes to say

He's not the sharpest brick in the chandelier, either

[UpInArms]

20. Lol!

Was thinking … after my post ..


Dimmest bulb on the tree …

Dullest crayon in the box …

Good to see you again, my friend …

[budkin]

7. SO PERFECT!

THE CALLS!

[lagomorph777]

8. That can't be real.

So hilariously fucked-up that it makes me itchy.

[Baked Potato]

9. Ah, go flog ur log, Tipsy McCentaur ! Nt

[Botany]

10. Keep talking mother fucker ... just keep talking

"I knew there were large #s of lawyers on the line" ... like the one from GA's Sec. of State's office who told you
(it is on tape) that you shouldn't be talking like your were but you went ahead and told her just say there is
some doubt about the election because big things are gonna happen on 1/6/21

[myohmy2]

11. how...

...do you have a perfect phone call?

...no static on the line?

...dialed only once and got through?

...no interruptions?

...didn't have to stop to take a leak?

...because I'm perfection?

...how?...

[RANDYWILDMAN]

12. he meant Crime, they both start with C

dude, is not bright and thinks all of us are dumber then he is.

Pathetic that this idiot of a human, got of over 70 million people who are not smarter then he is, too vote for him.

[Mr. Ected]

13. At this point, it's all down to one question and one question alone:

Do the laws of the United States of America (or any of its States) apply to Donald Trump, or do they not?

If they do, then apply them to the facts and render a verdict.

Every criminal claims innocence.

[sarcasmo]

17. We will find out if Trump is above the law.

[sarcasmo]

16. Person, women, man camera, TV. Two grand juries.

[kairos12]

18. Perfect Ass he be.

[Blue Owl]

19. Shut up Donny you fat piece of shit