YOU are cold. They have fur. Do not let inside.

[FelineOverlord]

The responses are epic.

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[MontanaMama]

1. A mountain lion killed a deer

in my neighbor’s yard last Sunday night. The cat stashed the deer carcass under their minivan. 🐱

[Ocelot II]

3. A guy in Colorado discovered a mountain lion eating an elk on his porch.

[keithbvadu2]

5. Didn't really want to leave that fine lunch.

[FelineOverlord]

2. YOU are cold. They have fur. Do not let inside.

Now they are responding to the responses.

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[alittlelark]

4. I live at the base of 'Cat Mesa'

-it was named that for a reason. Only large dogs and smart cats survive. I had a 6" paw print track last year. I see tracks quite often,but this one was Huge !

RESPECT !!!! ...and a healthy amt of Fear.

[yardwork]

9. I'm now following the Oklahoma Dept of Wildlife, because.

[Bettie]

6. I sent the one about petting a bear to my middle son

at age 7 or so, he had a plan where he could find the bear that liked belly rubs.

I told him he'd get eaten.

He then told me that he had a plan that could not fail. He would have assistants whose job it was to try to pet the bear first; if they got eaten, well, then that wasn't the right bear. Eventually, he figured there would be one who liked the belly rubs.

We had a long talk about why that wasn't cool later on, after I stopped laughing while hoping that he wasn't planning on becoming a supervillain.

Now, the kid is studying ecology and on a wood turtle tracking project, so, I think the spark of evil has been extinguished, but if you hear of giant mutated wood turtles menacing the nation...

[Yandex]

7. What's a shark's favorite card game?

Go fish.

[petronius]

8. Saw this one on a road trip a few summers ago: