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Has anyone posted this joke yet? (Original Post) spooky3 Jan 2022 OP
Excellent! MaryMagdaline Jan 2022 #1
lol MFM008 Jan 2022 #2
Lol 😂 love it nt Tickle Jan 2022 #3
Good one. LoisB Jan 2022 #4
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And Pat Mahomes and Josh Allen walk in and say to them... madinmaryland Jan 2022 #6
You're not an NFL fan, are you? Poiuyt Jan 2022 #7
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I'm certainly not an NFL fan, but I think even I get this joke. calimary Jan 2022 #17
That's especially true with what they now know about young brains and sub-concussive hits Poiuyt Jan 2022 #19
Oh God I was TERRIFIED that he'd get into being a sports jock as he proceeded through calimary Jan 2022 #21
That's a wonderful story! Poiuyt Jan 2022 #22
Yeah, it was a real revelation. calimary Jan 2022 #23
He may have been calm, but I'll bet your anxiety levels were through the roof! Poiuyt Jan 2022 #24
Brady acquitted himself very well in bringing the Bucs back... brush Jan 2022 #8
AGREED ! monkeyman1 Jan 2022 #9
I'm a Brady fan, but that's funny!! LOL!! Sogo Jan 2022 #11
hahaha I just taunted a Cheesehead with that Skittles Jan 2022 #12
Kick. N/T Upthevibe Jan 2022 #13
Subtle. soldierant Jan 2022 #15
OUCH! keithbvadu2 Jan 2022 #16
Ok, that got a chuckle... Wounded Bear Jan 2022 #18
and Derek Carr is the bartender.......... OxQQme Jan 2022 #20
Go Niners! n/t shanti Jan 2022 #25

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calimary

(81,232 posts)
17. I'm certainly not an NFL fan, but I think even I get this joke.
Mon Jan 24, 2022, 11:49 PM
Jan 2022

I personally don't believe in the NFL. Football just doesn't compute for me. I see it as nothing but organized brutality. I'm just grateful my kid never went out for it when he was in school. Thank God for music nerds!

Poiuyt

(18,123 posts)
19. That's especially true with what they now know about young brains and sub-concussive hits
Mon Jan 24, 2022, 11:57 PM
Jan 2022

CTE can start in Pop Warner football.

calimary

(81,232 posts)
21. Oh God I was TERRIFIED that he'd get into being a sports jock as he proceeded through
Tue Jan 25, 2022, 12:20 AM
Jan 2022

Last edited Tue Jan 25, 2022, 02:46 PM - Edit history (3)

elementary school.

He never did. (THANK YOU, GOD!!!!) His "coach" was his guitar teacher. His "gridiron" was the kids' choir. His team practice was rehearsals for shows and performances with classmates and friends who played other instruments who eventually became band mates. And when he sang, his voice was so powerful that it'd fill the whole church without a microphone, literally booming into the pews in the very back of the room. When his big sister graduated from eighth grade, the kids' choir was slated to sing at the graduation Mass. I got there early that day and started hearing gossip about "this sixth grader who was such a great singer” that the women in the front office had left their posts to wander over to the church to hear him in rehearsal. People were talking. There was a real buzz about him.

When it was time for Mass, and I was sitting in the back, time for the kids' choir, and he and a little girl both stood up to sing their solos. He went first and just knocked 'em dead. Everybody sitting around me turned around and looked at me and gave me thumbs-up and appreciative enthusiastic smiles. What a MIND-BLOWER!!! I had no idea that he was the one everyone beforehand had been talking about! After the Mass, at least 30 people came up to me, parents, students, teachers, all gushing about him and "OMG! Did you know he could sing?" And my favorite: “somebody said you didn’t know he could sing!” Answer: YES! Boy howdy did I know, because he started as soon as when he was old enough to take a bath in the tub by himself, and he'd sing at the top of his lungs, experimenting with the acoustics that the bathroom provided. You could literally hear him across the house.

At the end of that day, his big sister, the graduate, was completely ticked off. All anybody talked about all the rest of that day was "that boy in the kids' choir who was such a great singer!" Her annoying little brother left her and her whole graduating class completely upstaged.

He had a rock group for ten years, for which he was leader, lead-vocalist, rhythm and lead guitar, and instrument coach for his other band members. They did a lot of touring, across the country and internationally. It seemed he never saw a musical instrument he couldn't figure out how to play. (Yep, one of "those".) Now, he's just starting out as a sound mixer for film and television, having finished his BA degree in college. He's is apprenticing with one of the leading audio mixers in the business. We're BEYOND proud of him!

Poiuyt

(18,123 posts)
22. That's a wonderful story!
Tue Jan 25, 2022, 02:54 AM
Jan 2022

BTW, there are many wonderful non-contact sports available. I know this doesn't apply to you, but they're out there, and they provide a lot of benefits to student athletes.

calimary

(81,232 posts)
23. Yeah, it was a real revelation.
Tue Jan 25, 2022, 04:42 PM
Jan 2022

It took ONE performance of the school musical to flip the school principal. She didn't like him much, because his behavior colored outside the lines, and she had long before run out of patience with him - until THAT night when the school musical had its debut performance. And again, he was in sixth grade. The rule was - only the seventh and eighth graders were allowed to audition for parts and handle all the "big stuff." Underclassmen could take care of the sets, props, costumes, and audience needs and work their way up. Not him. They recruited him for a lead part - that had its own signature song - and he stepped right up.

My dad always had a favorite saying: "No matter how thin you slice it, it's still ham." And my kid was USDA-absolute-grade-a-deluxe ham. He had no fear. He stepped right up to the front of center stage, bold and confident as all-get-out, and damn near ate the stage and the scenery. Owned the whole building. I'm not saying that just because he's my kid. I was flabbergasted. Not JUST about the voice but the movement and flourish and showmanship that went with it. And then I looked over across the aisle to where the principal was seated. She wasn't merely mouth-agape. Her jaw was almost in her lap. She sat there bug-eyed and transfixed. Afterward, she came up to me (who'd taken all kinds of heat about him year after year at every parent-teacher night, and always tried to stick up for him against many a complaint about his hyperactivity and inability to sit still) and said "you were right! You were right!" She never again looked down her nose or rolled her eyeballs at him, after that night.

brush

(53,776 posts)
8. Brady acquitted himself very well in bringing the Bucs back...
Mon Jan 24, 2022, 11:11 PM
Jan 2022

from way behind to tie the game late against the Rams. Rodgers choked again by scoring just 3 points at home in the last three quarters in the loss against the 49ers.

soldierant

(6,857 posts)
15. Subtle.
Mon Jan 24, 2022, 11:46 PM
Jan 2022

Probably less so for a football fan, though they are both so well known for - other things - that my double take was short.

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