Biden Proves Mental Sharpness by Accurately Identifying Peter Doocy
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—President Biden silenced critics of his mental sharpness on Monday by correctly identifying Peter Doocy of Fox News.
After Doocy asked the President a question, Biden made an impressive display of his mental acuity by conclusively demonstrating that he knew who Doocy was.
While some have questioned whether Biden, who is seventy-nine, has the cognitive powers necessary to serve as President, his spot-on description of the Fox White House correspondent seemed to put those doubts to rest.
“The President was faced with a cognitive test—‘Who is Peter Doocy?’—and he nailed it,” one observer said. “This leaves ‘person, woman, man, camera, TV’ in the dust.”
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