Out-of-control SpaceX rocket on collision course with moon

[YorkRd]

Falcon 9 booster, launched from Florida in 2015 to deploy Deep Space Climate Observatory, has followed ‘chaotic’ orbit since

[link:https://apple.news/Ahq-lsWoEROuzufkt5HZyrg|

[cinematicdiversions]

1. We have video

[Tommy Carcetti]

2. THEY'RE GOING TO BOMB THE MOON!!!!

[sir pball]

4. For those of you too new here to remember the Bomb The Moon clownshow..

Thanks, Wayback Machine!

https://web.archive.org/web/20110701220424/https://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6712126#6719890

[obamanut2012]

5. I literally said that

When I read the subject header!

[Dr. Strange]

7. And who's driving the rocket? You guessed it...

It's Canadian astronaut Chuggo.

[Raster]

3. Oh, I'm sure Elon Musk meant to do that...

...It's not an out-of-control rocket, it's the first Tesla on the moon!

[Amishman]

6. Will this render all the moon cheese inedible?

I was gonna eat that cheese!

[Wounded Bear]

8. Well, better that it hits the Moon and not us...

[MissMillie]

9. In that match-up, my money's on the moon (n/t)

.

[crickets]

10. Ya know those aliens running the moon bases

on the dark side are going to be pissed if it hits them.

Nevertheless, space enthusiasts believe the impact could provide valuable data.

Berger believes the event will allow for observation of subsurface material ejected by the rocket’s strike, while Gray says he is “rooting for a lunar impact”.

“We already know what happens when junk hits the Earth; there’s not much to learn from that,” he said.

Earth impact, so boring. So, four metric tonnes (8,818.4 lbs) of space junk has been wandering around out there for the past six years, give or take. Um, neato?