"Trump's right. I've been very bad!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!

[skip fox]

Ted ("Only public spankings, please.) Cruz is saying: "Biden's plan to name a black woman to the Supreme Court is wore than insulting and could well be illegal. . . . It's like telling the American people there are no well qualified white males. This is probably treason as well since it gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. Now Putin and Xi can tell the Politburo and Chinese Communist Party that America is so racist that that they have to rig the Supreme Court to pretemd like we aren't. . . . I'm asking for a full-blown investigation!!!"

[kimbutgar]

3. He has such a punchable face

[tishaLA]

4. Is it me or is his facial hair getting increasingly baroque?

It looks so carefully cultivated and odd.

[MiniMe]

6. I think he is getting increasingly fat

[11 Bravo]

5. Also, my wife IS ugly! Now PLEASE say something nice about me Mr. Trump, sir, your worship.

[Atticus]

7. I do not like you, Raphael

I wish you would go straight to hell
You've never shown a bit of class
I hope they roast your fascist ass!

[Hekate]

12. If I really had the time/ I would find a Hagfish rhyme/Raphael's so full of slime. nt

[Atticus]

13. And he isn't worth a dime! ( You're a poet must like I'm! ) nt

[czarjak]

8. Stand strong. Don't blink. Green Eggs and Ham coming right up.Prime time

[Paladin]

9. From inception to present day, SCOTUS membership stands at 94% white male.

Investigate that, Cruz, you worthless scumbag.

[leftieNanner]

11. Four Women

O'Connor
Ginsburg
Kagen
Sotomayor

That's it.

[oasis]

10. Raphael(Ted) Cruz the poster boy for "whiteness".

[RainCaster]

14. I grew this beard so my face would look like Ivanka's coochie

Because I know how much he loves that...