Perfect poop in seven days.

[grumpyduck]

I almost lost it this morning when an ad came up here for a dog food that promised perfect poop in seven days.

Note to self: re-join, or send some money, or whatever. to stop getting these ads.

[roamer65]

1. You need to come up with the perfect pooper scooper to go along with it.

[RockRaven]

2. Seven days... That's a long time.

But it is "perfect" not "better" so I suppose one must be patient...

[OneBro]

3. How can someone NOT click on such a title?

I too need to rejoin, but half of the ads I see are a bit NSFW. Why would I want to miss out on that?

Hmph. Maybe if non-subscribers had to watch a 10 second vid of Borat in a banana hammock thong before they could read a post . . . 🤔

[Blue Owl]

4. Kinda like Diarrhea Donny's perfect phone call