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skip fox

(19,361 posts)
Tue Mar 1, 2022, 10:44 AM Mar 2022

"He works in mysterious ways." . . . Please come CAPTION Pat Robertson!!!

Pat Roberson saying: "Putin is actually God's instrument. When he pushes the red button, that will all be part of God's plan! . . . We should be joyous, not fearful. . . . Why doesn't anybody see that but me?"


Above CAPTION based on the following Daily Beast story with a healthy clip:

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"He works in mysterious ways." . . . Please come CAPTION Pat Robertson!!! (Original Post) skip fox Mar 2022 OP
My preciousssssssssss Jerry2144 Mar 2022 #1
"I am not crazy, I just talk that way!" n/t RKP5637 Mar 2022 #2
When God was passing out common sense, he skipped over Pat. nt woodsprite Mar 2022 #3
"So go ahead and spend the bounty God has blessed you with on hookers and blow." Midnight Writer Mar 2022 #4
First musclecar6 Mar 2022 #5
Warning. CAPTIONs at DU are creative but skip fox Mar 2022 #8
I'm melting... MEEEELLLLTING! dixiechiken1 Mar 2022 #6
Creeping Jeebus EYESORE 9001 Mar 2022 #7
Talking Snake? czarjak Mar 2022 #9
"I sold my TV network to Rupert Murdoch for $1.9 billion." Kid Berwyn Mar 2022 #10
''How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb'' Donkees Mar 2022 #11
I need to squeeze your head if..fish..had..wings Mar 2022 #12
Captain My Captain Mr. Ected Mar 2022 #13
bring on the nukes, eh, Pat? RussBLib Mar 2022 #14
He looks like... dlilafae Mar 2022 #15
If the 27 club members all died at 27.. lame54 Mar 2022 #16


(1,707 posts)
5. First
Tue Mar 1, 2022, 10:57 AM
Mar 2022

There’s the Orange jackass proclaming himself a stable genius who also is saying Putin is a genius for starting an insane war and now this clown saying when Putin launches nuclear missiles, it’s God’s plan and we should all be joyous. Dumb, Dumber and Dumber.

skip fox

(19,361 posts)
8. Warning. CAPTIONs at DU are creative but
Tue Mar 1, 2022, 11:16 AM
Mar 2022

in this case, except for the last sentence, this is pretty much what he meant.

(Hard to satirize the nut-so sayings of the nuts.)

Kid Berwyn

(15,593 posts)
10. "I sold my TV network to Rupert Murdoch for $1.9 billion."
Tue Mar 1, 2022, 11:40 AM
Mar 2022

“Of course, only after I’d gotten billions in untraceable loot from my subscribers.”


(9,117 posts)
14. bring on the nukes, eh, Pat?
Tue Mar 1, 2022, 12:04 PM
Mar 2022

here is yet another excellent reason to keep a large distance between state and church.

Sorry, but religious people have lost their minds. They have lost their ability to think clearly.

Yes, all of them, IMHO.


(88 posts)
15. He looks like...
Tue Mar 1, 2022, 05:29 PM
Mar 2022

... someone's creepy Uncle Ned. You know, the one who always wants all the girls @ Christmas to "come give Uncle Ned a kiss."


(35,481 posts)
16. If the 27 club members all died at 27..
Tue Mar 1, 2022, 05:31 PM
Mar 2022

Does this mean we are stuck with Pat Robertson for 6 more centuries?

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