Looks Like Devin Nunes Hitched Himself To A Broken Cow

[Zorro]

Once upon a time Devin Nunes quit a whole seat in Congress so he could put a saddle on his cow and say "Hey girl, it's time for you and me to go to sunnier pastures." So they rode and they rode and they rode, much further south than cows traditionally go, all the way to Mar-a-Lago, so Devin could become the CEO of the Trump Media & Technology Group, which would be launching the wingnut free speech machine of everybody's dreams very soon, the long-heralded Truth Social.

He told his constituents that he had been "presented with a new opportunity to fight for the most important issues I believe in."

Yes we are talking about the same Donald Trump who couldn't keep a LiveJournal going for more than a few days last year. The one who's only doing all this because he's banned from Twitter.

Yes we are talking about the Donald Trump who is quite lit'rally one of the worst businessmen in America, who seemingly can't Art of the Deal himself out of a paper bag, based on everything we've ever read on the subject.

But, you know, it's like that old saying about Devin's brain: Nobody ever suggested askin' Devin to bring the poppers to the Mensa orgy.

https://www.wonkette.com/devin-nunes-truth-social-trump

[onecaliberal]

1. He had no choice. Do you think he willingly left his safe congressional seat?

[FakeNoose]

2. He's always got a choice

He can go work on his brothers' dairy farm and leave Chump behind.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

3. Ego leaves him no choice

He wants the two things all Rs want: money and to be relevant.

Democrats and progressives want the same things too. But they also want something else, which they balance with the other two and which sometimes becomes uppermost: helping people. Not some abstract notion of unity or helping the oligarchs. Practical actions and approaches that help actual people of all kinds. All kinds.

[rsdsharp]

6. Fuck no! That farm is in western Iowa.

We’ve got enough problems with Kimmy, Chuck, Joooooni, and the Chuck spawn.

We don’t need that asshat, too.

[crickets]

4. *points and laughs*

[LetMyPeopleVote]

5. Who is surprised by this?

Nunes is not very bright

[Deuxcents]

7. I'm shocked 😱

[keithbvadu2]

8. Old farmer's advice: Never milk a one-teated cow.

Old farmer's advice: Never milk a one-teated cow.

[canuckledragger]

9. Reminds me of something...