Sat Mar 19, 2022, 09:30 PM
highplainsdem (46,554 posts)
Anti-Tank Guided Cat (ATGC) #UkraineLink to tweet Great for a laugh. But honestly, I've never met a cat who wasn't both smarter AND much more human (and humane) than Putin.
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highplainsdem | Mar 2022 | OP |
Jerry2144 | Mar 2022 | #1 | |
I_UndergroundPanther | Mar 2022 | #5 | |
Jerry2144 | Mar 2022 | #8 | |
I_UndergroundPanther | Mar 2022 | #6 | |
Igel | Mar 2022 | #2 | |
gratuitous | Mar 2022 | #3 | |
I_UndergroundPanther | Mar 2022 | #7 | |
I_UndergroundPanther | Mar 2022 | #4 | |
jrandom421 | Mar 2022 | #9 |
Response to highplainsdem (Original post)
Sat Mar 19, 2022, 09:50 PM
Jerry2144 (1,804 posts)
1. I have to love the Ukrainian Spirit
despite the unspeakable horrors Poo Tin and his war criminals are throwing at Ukraine, they can still find their inner humor and humanity. And here in US we have a bunch of shit-waffles who claim wearing a little piece of cloth over their mouthes and getting a simple shot is end-of-the-world tyrrany.
Can we trade the tea baggers, MAGAts, and Trumpanzees for some Ukrainian or Yemani or African war refugees? |
Response to Jerry2144 (Reply #1)
Sat Mar 19, 2022, 10:25 PM
I_UndergroundPanther (12,057 posts)
5. Shit waffles
😹 never heard that one before.
All I can think of is Teen Titans waffle song. |
Response to I_UndergroundPanther (Reply #5)
Sat Mar 19, 2022, 10:49 PM
Jerry2144 (1,804 posts)
8. They are simple to make
1. Don a pair of waffle-soled hiking boots
2. Find the nearest dog kennel, cow pasture, or horse stable 3. Trek around for about an hour 4. Leave the boots in the sun for a few hours until dry 5. Use your sibling's toothbrush and dislodge the contents of the soles of your boots. |
Response to Jerry2144 (Reply #1)
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Response to highplainsdem (Original post)
Sat Mar 19, 2022, 10:14 PM
Igel (34,096 posts)
2. Okay, obvious fake. "Guided cat." n/t
Response to highplainsdem (Original post)
Sat Mar 19, 2022, 10:17 PM
gratuitous (82,066 posts)
3. Good choice using an orange cat
They're far ornerier than your regular cat. Time to sue for terms, Vlad.
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Response to gratuitous (Reply #3)
Sat Mar 19, 2022, 10:27 PM
I_UndergroundPanther (12,057 posts)
7. Woe to the enemy
Should the Ukranians pull out the torties...
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Response to highplainsdem (Original post)
Sat Mar 19, 2022, 10:19 PM
I_UndergroundPanther (12,057 posts)
4. Shoot a few pissed off wet
Cats into a tank hole,bet all the russian assholes will jump out and run covered in bites and scratches..
A 5 pound cat can give a 200 pound human a run for its money,try oh say,6 An example ,just try to give a unwilling cat a bath or a pill. Than call back the cats and give them a treat ,tuck them into your coat to warm them until thier next mission... |
Response to highplainsdem (Original post)
Sun Mar 20, 2022, 12:25 AM
jrandom421 (988 posts)
9. Does it expand
into a GMC (Giant Military Cat) when you fire one? if so, any Torties must be labled GP, because they'll destroy anything!
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